Jason And Freddy Selfie Shirt

Nov 15th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Jason Freddy Selfie Shirt

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During the 80s, Jason and Freddy were on the tips over everyone’s tongues. No one had ever seen such scary mayhem and destruction by single individuals before. Although the two could at best be called extremely antisocial, they loved that all the news papers, and TV stations reported on their epic adventures.

Times changed through the 90s, at first the depression caused by all the people listening to grunge music made people forget the fear of death, and then late in the 90s, when the internet became mainstream, as everyone’s computer screens were filled with kitten pictures, you just didn’t hear about Freddy and Jason’s epic adventures anymore.

Jason e-mailed Freddy just recently about their shared problem, Freddy e-mailed back, then a whole series of e-mails flowed back and forth. In the end the two decided to take a page from Kim Kardashians book, and posted this selfie.

Jason Freddy Selfie Shirt

DJ ET Shirt

Nov 12th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
DJ ET Shirt

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Unknown to most, as Elliott was sleeping, ET would often sneak down to the local bar and spin records for pocket change. ET then used this money to feed his insatiable craving for Reese’s Pieces.

On one night as ET was performing unusually exceptionally as a Mix Master, he attracted the attention of an elderly regular at the bar named Thelma. Thelma was so enthralled with the beats at one point, she let out a drunken holler at ET, and in her excitement Thelma’s wig fell from her head revealing a women who looked very much like ET himself. Thelma had reminded ET at that moment of a home planet school teacher who he once had an affair with, and therefore a heated affair ensued between ET and Thelma for many hours following.

DJ ET Shirt

RUN METH Breaking Bad Shirt

Nov 1st, 2017 | Filed under Music, Poetry, Shirts
RUN METH Breaking Bad Shirt

RUN METH Breaking Bad Shirt
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Meth brained lover hidin’ under yellow covers
When I talked to da master, he say
He said, you ain’t cooked nothin’
‘Till you’re crystal blue cookin
Untill then you’d best be changin’ your ways
I met cartel leaders, showed I was no bleeder
All these times I can reminisce
And the best thing comin’ was the millions by the dozen
Started with a little stack, like this
Your hangin’ on a corner isn’t cool
once shots start flyin’ past in the air
They’re pulling on the triggers, trying to hit you in the middle
Best be runin’, get the hell outa there
So I took a big chance and cooked a big batch
With the master who was ready to play
His family he was foolin
Didn’t know what he was doin’
Taught me how to cook this way
He told me to
Cook this way, cook this way
Cook this…

Run Meth Breaking Bad Shirt

Abbey Road Troopers Shirt

Oct 27th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

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This shirt features an image of some galactic travelers from a galaxy far far away who came here a long long time ago, just to mock our popular culture of the fifties, sixties, and seventies.

Here you can see this image of these intergalactic jerks, standing on our beloved Abbey Road, doing the YMCA dance for the camera.

Of course they cowardly hide behind their stormtrooper armor and helmet, so we can not see their eyes, which of course we would all like to poke them in right now.

 


Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

Popeye The Boxer Shirt

Sep 28th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Popeye The Boxer Shirt

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I’m Popeye the Boxer Man,
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.
My opponents are finich
Cuz I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.

I’ll land my right-hooka
and dodge the tough lookas
I bash them around the square.
I smack’em and thump’em
And always out roughs ’em
and none of ’em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my “Fisk”,
It’s “bam” then it’s “slam” un’erstan’?
So keep in yer corner
Don’t say I don’t warn ya
Bout Popeye the Boxer Man.

I’m Popeye the Boxer Man,
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.
My opponents are finich
Cuz I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.

Popeye The Boxer Shirt