Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Space Man Moon Shirt

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As darkness is broken,
by the pale Moon’s light,
our vision awakens,
we see in the night.

 

This beacon above us,
relives us from dark,
when bulbs have no brightness,
and no source of sparks.

 

Though days must divide us,
don’t see it above,
the Moon still abides us,
this Moon that I love.

 

Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

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Kaleidoscope of colors,

and multitudes of mush.

Although it can move quickly,

not feeling that it must.

 

It’s octopedal body,

kicking up some dust,

makes it’s sneaky way,

mimic that which are encrust.

 

It makes like an umbrella,

as though caught up in a gust,

and then upon contraction,

it accelerates in thrust.

Epic Octopus Shirt

 

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

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Having brought the creatures up from the depths of the ocean, the girl raised her bloom of jellyfish towards the clear blue sky.

The jellyfish welcomed the free space around them, having been weighed down for an eternity by the force of the surrounding sea they had never experienced the ability to be so truly free.

As the light of the sun traveled through the jellyfish’s translucent pulsing bodies, shimmering rainbows formed on the body of the little girl, and ground on which she now began to dance.

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

 

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JellyFish Balloon Man Shirt

Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt

Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt

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After these astronauts strapped themselves in front of experimental rockets which contained enough fuel to blow up some towns, then hurtled themselves at tens of thousands of miles per hour with millions of pounds thrust into space, first towards the sun, then circling the sun to increase speed tenfold for the journey across the solar system, so fast no human can focus on anything but distant stars, yet still needing to avoid various objects before the final arrival into orbit around Saturn, a once distant planet. In relation to all that, the time spent on Saturn itself was comparatively boring and uneventful.

Most days on Saturn were spent reading the same gauges, and doing the same tests, there was really not all that much to do. Until one day when the astronauts got the brilliant idea of fixing lines with hooks to some of the largest rocks in Saturn’s Rings. Then the most stellar ride of spinning swings ever to exist began.

Weeeeee !

Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt

Painting A Rubik’s Cube Tee

Painting A Rubik's Cube Shirt

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The following is an actual fact, and should not be confused with what you might learn in school or on Wikipedia.

Rubik’s Cubes are in fact made in gigantic warehouses and require full grown men on ladders to paint them, as can be seen in the images on the left.

Once the cube is fully painted, the large cubes, which are made from “Shrinky Dinks” plastic, are then placed in a very large oven where they are shrunk for a varying amount of time, depending if the desired outcome is a highly respectable full sized cube, or one of those silly little baby Rubik’s Cubes the highly addicted like to put their keys on in a lame attempt to make them look useful, and then shamefully hide in their pockets so you can’t see them, but we all still know they are there, since the owners have such twitchy fingers.

Painting The Cube Shirt

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