Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

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I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
Blutos gots me in the Can.
He made such a ruckus
so I kicked his tukus
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m one tough delinquent,
which hates all indignants.
Wot ain’t on the kind ‘n fair.
I bites ’em and butts ’em
and likes to out roughs ’em
So none of ’em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk, my “fisk”,
it’s “bash” an’ it’s “slam”, un’erstan’?
So your “good be-hav-or”,
is your only life saver
From Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m Popeye the pris’ner man,
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
I’m strong to the finich,
cause I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

Sound Wave Surfer Shirt

seismic wave surfer tee

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Cruizin around,
on his wave,
made of sound.

Sound Surfer’s the dude,
on this shirt.

Moving round town,
just a bit,
above ground.

He never falls down,
in the dirt.

 
 
 
 
Sound Wave Surfer Shirt

Please! Bandit Squirrel Acorn Robbery Shirt

Bandit Squirrel Please Shirt

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One full moon lit night, in my old wild west town, while on the way back home with dinner, I began to hear an unusual stirring in the trees, that did not match the usual evening breeze.

I sat up on my hind legs and turned my ears, something was making my whiskers tickle.

Out of the side of my left eye, I thought I saw a shadowy form drop from a tree.Then a tumble weed began rolling out towards me, there seemed to be something pacing itself inside of it.

Out jumped a squirrel with a bandits mask and a gun, demanding my acorn, I refused. I would not give up my beloved nut.

The bandit began swirling his hands in the air towards me, and I could see pixie dust like stars in the air around him. Getting brighter, and brighter, just when I thought he would explode, he spoke the magic word. “Please”.

I dropped the acorn and ran.

Please Squirrel Shirt

There once was a squirrel named Earl
who liked to wear short skirts and twirl
the girls got excited
and tried hard to hide it
but when men looked upon it they hurled

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror
On The wall.
Your backwards light
reveals all.

From my feet
until my head,
don’t show me flaws
it’s what I dread.

Heart Of A Gamer

Gamer's Heart

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I have one thing special,
that sets me apart,
something is different,
when it comes to my heart.

For if I feel passion,
or am gripped by fear,
rather than heart beats,
it’s vibrations I hear.

My life is a mission,
to save all the earth,
as dangers are plenty,
I prove my great worth.

I will reach max power,
and targets will fear,
their instant destruction,
as I’m coming near.

With this great difference,
I knew from the start,
life is just awesome,
for a gamer at heart.

Heart Of A Gamer Shirt

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