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During the 80s, Jason and Freddy were on the tips over everyone’s tongues. No one had ever seen such scary mayhem and destruction by single individuals before. Although the two could at best be called extremely antisocial, they loved that all the news papers, and TV stations reported on their epic adventures. Times changed through […]

Nov 15th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Unknown to most, as Elliott was sleeping, ET would often sneak down to the local bar and spin records for pocket change. ET then used this money to feed his insatiable craving for Reese’s Pieces.

On one night as ET was performing unusually exceptionally as a Mix Master, he attracted the attention of an elderly regular at the bar named Thelma. Thelma was so enthralled with the beats at one point, she let out a drunken holler at ET, and in her excitement Thelma’s wig fell from her head revealing …

Nov 12th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Meth brained lover hidin’ under yellow covers
When I talked to da master, he say
He said, you ain’t cooked nothin’
‘Till you’re crystal blue cookin
Untill then you’d best be changin’ your ways
I met cartel leaders, showed I …

Nov 1st, 2017 | Filed under Music, Poetry, Shirts

This shirt features an image of some galactic travelers from a galaxy far far away who came here a long long time ago, just to mock our popular culture of the fifties, sixties, and seventies.
Here you can see this image of these intergalactic jerks, standing on our beloved Abbey Road, doing the YMCA dance for the camera.

Oct 27th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

I’m Popeye the Boxer Man, I’m Popeye the Boxer Man. My opponents are finich Cuz I eats me spinach. I’m Popeye the Boxer Man. I’ll land my right-hooka and dodge the tough lookas I bash them around the square. I smack’em and thump’em And always out roughs ’em and none of ’em gets nowhere. If […]

Sep 28th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts