I Do All My Own Stunts Shirt
Life is full of dangers and accidents, often famous people have “stunt men” stand in for them to save them from the threat of injury or pain.
But there are real men in this world, that take care of themselves, they don’t need a person paid to take the risk of pain or damage away from them.
Real men like me are not afraid of a little pain, thankfully I do all my own stunts.
A list of stunts I have done myself:
- Being attacked by poodles – It is true this was a little scary at first, I would not recommend this for everyone, there is of course pain involved, but doing so just made me a tougher man.
- Falling off my bicycle – I came, I rode, I fell off. After the screaming, running around and crying ended, I was just that much stronger.
- Scratched by kittens – This was very scary at first, but after years of kitten abuse, I am now so strong, I actually do this one for fun.
- Stubbing my toes – I have done this so often I am not even worried anymore, I actually walk around the house barefoot these days.
I am quite proud of the stunts I have performed, and now wear this shirt as a badge to my braveness, you can click on the image to get your own if you wish.