Mystical Black Cat Shirt Of Awesome Powers

Black Cat T-Shirt

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Everyone knows that one of the most feared powers in the universe is that of the black cat. It has been known for thousands of years that the simple crossing of a black cat in your path will lead to immeasurable amounts of bad luck.

Many a man has tried to use the black cat’s power to his advantage, sometimes gathering boxes of them to release in the path of a foe, but cats are often unpredictable, and the creatures tend to run off in all sorts of directions, some have even been known to rub a full circle around the releaser,  leaving them with no safe path to take.

Now all your problems can been solved by wearing this Black Cat Shirt. This shirt contains all the magic powers of a black cat, allowing you to jump out bushes and trees to cross the path of your foes yourself, bad luck will undoubtedly be delivered, and justice will at last be served.

Black Cat Shirt

6 Responses to Mystical Black Cat Shirt Of Awesome Powers

  1. Cool shirt, Scott. I once had a patient who had a very similar image, tattooed on her mons pubis. It was a real shocker in the OR at two in the morning!

  2. Lol that would have been a shocker for sure, I hope you made sure it did not cross your path !

  3. Scott, definitely not the shirt a gymnastic coach would want to wear at a gymnastics meet. Ouch! all those broken bones.

    • Glad you were a nice gymnastics coach.

      I’m guessing an evil gymnastics teacher might line them all up at one end of the gym, cross their path, and then make them all sprint through it into some sort of multiple spinning, and flipping maneuver.

  4. *giggles* I always love your t-shirt descriptions. 🙂

  5. @Janene
    Thanks Janene,

    Glad I could make you laugh 🙂

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