AWOLNATION – Sail – Video and Lyrics

Jun 5th, 2013 | Filed under AWOLNATION, Music, Song Lyrics, Video

It’s been a while since I posted some music here, although most people have probably heard this song before, I know for me at least¬† it is one tune that I enjoy listening to again and again

Crank it up and enjoy!

AWOLNATION – Sail

This is how I show my love
I made it in my mind because
I blame it on my A.D.D. baby

This is how an angel cries
I blame it on my own sick pride
Blame it on my A.D.D. baby

Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!

Maybe I should cry for help
Maybe I should kill myself
Blame it on my A.D.D. baby

Maybe I’m a different breed
Maybe I’m not listening
So blame it on my A.D.D. baby

Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!

La la la la la la oh!

La la la la la la oh!

Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!
Sail!

Sail with me into the dark
Sail!
Sail with me into the dark
Sail!
Sail with me into the dark
Sail!
Sail with me, sail with me
Sail!

Time Is Not Money – Time Is Money Debunked

May 28th, 2013 | Filed under Opinions and Perspectives, Rants

I have been getting really tired of hearing people say the phrase “Time is Money” to me recently. Though I can understand the merit of the phrase when spoken during business hours, since rent, hourly wages, and other time based payments are factored in, each time I hear it outside of work, I just want to shout to the speaker at the top of my lungs “No it’s not, stop spreading stupidity!”

When I was a toddler, I used to play with a very simple puzzle, the goal of the puzzle was to fit various shapes into similar shaped holes, the triangular shape into the triangular shaped hole, the pentagon into the pentagon hole, square into the square hole, however the circular piece on my version of this puzzle, was a little bit special, since all the pieces were designed with the exact same width, the circular piece would not only fit into the circular shaped hole, but also into the square shaped hole. However even in my toddler years I was already smart enough to realize that this did not make a circle equal to a square, because the square would not fit through the circular hole. The phrase “circle is square” makes about as much sense to me as “time is money”.

Shape Puzzle

Although money is something you can rent people’s time with, and with more money you can indeed rent more people’s time, one thing that you can never do with money, is buy more time for yourself, and neither can anyone else. Time is limited, and the only real thing that any of us have here on earth, it is the most valuable thing we ever possess, and most everyone would give up any amount of money to have more. Although you’re always free to sell your own time as much as you wish, you can never buy it back.

In a social situation, two people are sharing their time with each other, nobody is paying one another, and therefore the value of both people’s time is completely equal, in fact you could use the phrase “time is time” or “time = time” and nobody could ever bring a valid argument against it.

Sometimes I feel that a good part of society has things a little bit mixed up about money and time, that some of the rich people, and also some of the poor, feel that the value of a wealthy people’s time is greater,¬† but again, in a social situation, where money is not involved, time has no monetary value, and we all make the same wage of absolutely nothing.

Obviously time is not money.

E.T. Bicycle Disaster Tee

May 24th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts
Funny E.T. Elliot Moon Shirt

E.T. Bicycle Disaster Shirt Click Image $19.99

Elliott could never have imagined, even just weeks ago, that he would be in such a position. He never knew as he rode through the forest that day, with his extra terrestrial friend, that he would suddenly lift off the ground into flight.

As Elliott and E.T. continued to fly through the night sky, Elliott’s excitement grew and grew, he just really could not believe, or understand exactly what was going on. He did not understand that E.T. who sat in the basket on the front of the bike appearing calm, was concentrating on the difficult task at hand of transporting the pair and the bicycle through the night sky.

Eventually Elliot’s excitement overwhelmed him, he believed he could fly, he believed he could touch the sky, he spread his wings to try and fly away, then Elliott confidently leaped from the bike. E.T. lost concentration, and the once dreamy moment became a nightmarish disaster.

Funny E.T. Bicycle Moon Shirt

Stop Global Warming Shirt – Darth Vader

May 8th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts
Darth Vader Stop Global Warming Shirt

Stop Global Warming Shirt – Click Image $19.99

“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important message with all of you.

Please everyone avert your eyes in awe as our master, our lord, the one, the only Darth Vader, steps up to the microphone and delivers this very important message said to come right from the Dark Side itself.”

Darth steps up to the microphone in-front of thousands, holding a red screw in fluorescent light bulb, says “Stop Global Warming”, then walks off the stage, bringing balance to the force.

Stop Global Warming Darth Vader Shirt

The Legend Of Bud The Kitty Jockey

May 7th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts
Funny Kitty Jockey Shirt

Kitty Jockey Shirt
$19.99
Click Image

Bud was a small bullied child, who grew up to be a small bullied man. As an adult, Bud became a world famous horse jockey, but even with fame and fortune, adults, teenagers, and other jockeys continued to bully him.

Determined to get respect, Bud decided to take some of the various performance enhancing horse medicines found at work, and exercised hard for several years, but was still not able to get any respect.

One lonely day Bud bought a kitten from the pet store, and as the kitty jumped around on places he should not have, he eventually knocked over a vial of Bud’s enhancements, and lapped it all up with a Purr.

Bud’s beloved little kitty became very very large, playful, and dangerous. So Bud grabbed his horse taming rope from work and brought him under control. After some thought, Bud decided to saddle kitty up.

Bud no longer cared about any respect as he rode out that Moonlit evening, that night he had only revenge on his mind.

Kitty Jockey Shirt