Abbey Road Troopers Shirt

Oct 27th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

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This shirt features an image of some galactic travelers from a galaxy far far away who came here a long long time ago, just to mock our popular culture of the fifties, sixties, and seventies.

Here you can see this image of these intergalactic jerks, standing on our beloved Abbey Road, doing the YMCA dance for the camera.

Of course they cowardly hide behind their stormtrooper armor and helmet, so we can not see their eyes, which of course we would all like to poke them in right now.

 


Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

Popeye The Boxer Shirt

Sep 28th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Popeye The Boxer Shirt

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I’m Popeye the Boxer Man,
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.
My opponents are finich
Cuz I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.

I’ll land my right-hooka
and dodge the tough lookas
I bash them around the square.
I smack’em and thump’em
And always out roughs ’em
and none of ’em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my “Fisk”,
It’s “bam” then it’s “slam” un’erstan’?
So keep in yer corner
Don’t say I don’t warn ya
Bout Popeye the Boxer Man.

I’m Popeye the Boxer Man,
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.
My opponents are finich
Cuz I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man.

Popeye The Boxer Shirt

Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Sep 19th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

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Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let’s think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

W is for wookie, and wookie want cookie.

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

Oh, wookie, wookie, wookie want cookie.

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.

 
 
Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Chimpin’ Ain’t Easy Shirt

Sep 18th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Chimpin' Ain't Easy Shirt

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“Come in.” Beckoned a deep voice from behind the door.

I nervously reached for the door knob, turned it with my sweating hand, and attempted to peer into the large room behind it. My eyes began to water as a thick grey smoke billowed out the doorway towards me, carrying with it the scent of stale cigarettes, sweet smelling fruits, and various nuts.

I pushed myself through the smoke into the room, and was soon able to see a dark figure high above me, sitting relaxed on a swing made from a tire.

“What, wait…Your a Chimp?!” I said.

“Chimpin Ain’t easy.” He replied.

Chimpin’ Ain’t Easy Shirt

Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt

Sep 6th, 2017 | Filed under Artistic, Shirts
Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt

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After these astronauts strapped themselves in front of experimental rockets which contained enough fuel to blow up some towns, then hurtled themselves at tens of thousands of miles per hour with millions of pounds thrust into space, first towards the sun, then circling the sun to increase speed tenfold for the journey across the solar system, so fast no human can focus on anything but distant stars, yet still needing to avoid various objects before the final arrival into orbit around Saturn, a once distant planet. In relation to all that, the time spent on Saturn itself was comparatively boring and uneventful.

Most days on Saturn were spent reading the same gauges, and doing the same tests, there was really not all that much to do. Until one day when the astronauts got the brilliant idea of fixing lines with hooks to some of the largest rocks in Saturn’s Rings. Then the most stellar ride of spinning swings ever to exist began.

Weeeeee !

Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt