Pac-Man Planet Eater Shirt

Aug 29th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Pac-Man Planet Eater Shirt

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In the early days of Pac Man, Pac was always contained within a ROM chip. Now and then he would be released from the ROM to run around a maze eating various sorts of pellets for a while until either the power was cut, or the game would reset him back to the chip.
Pac Man’s life continued like this for decades, although moving from one platform to another, he was contained to short bursts of feeding frenzies. However with the popularization of the internet an online version of Pac Man was launched. This new Pac Man knew no bounds, he was not limited by time, and was able to continue his feeding frenzy until today.
The uncontrolled calorie intake of Pac over the years eventually grew him into a massive monstrosity, and as he grew so did his appetite, the exponential growth of his all consuming mass is now beyond containment or control. Our solar system will be the first to fall, but no where in the universe will be safe for long.

Pac-Man Planet Eater Shirt

Painting A Rubik’s Cube Tee

Aug 10th, 2017 | Filed under Artistic, Shirts
Painting A Rubik's Cube Shirt

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The following is an actual fact, and should not be confused with what you might learn in school or on Wikipedia.

Rubik’s Cubes are in fact made in gigantic warehouses and require full grown men on ladders to paint them, as can be seen in the images on the left.

Once the cube is fully painted, the large cubes, which are made from “Shrinky Dinks” plastic, are then placed in a very large oven where they are shrunk for a varying amount of time, depending if the desired outcome is a highly respectable full sized cube, or one of those silly little baby Rubik’s Cubes the highly addicted like to put their keys on in a lame attempt to make them look useful, and then shamefully hide in their pockets so you can’t see them, but we all still know they are there, since the owners have such twitchy fingers.

Painting The Cube Shirt

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Jul 26th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt
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Stuck in the most miserable point of his life, Joe decided to stop on the way home to pick up his favorite pizza and six pack of bottled beer. He thought the favorite savory flavors and  buzz might bring some light to this dark point in his existence, but as he entered his apartment, he tripped on some stray laundry that was left on the floor from the night before. As Joe stumbled to stay upright, his beer and pizza flew from his hands, the airborne pizza unboxed itself and splattered the room in food and tomato sauce, the beer bottles smashed against the wall, the room was covered in pizza, beer and glass.

Joe fell on his now filthy wet couch and began to cry, “Why? WHY!?” his depression was so great that for several days he did not leave the couch, where he prayed daily for an escape to this life.

On the fourth day, behind the couch, amidst the dust, beer and pizza stains, Joe found a pink mushroom growing. Joe picked the mushroom, ate it, and soon found his wishes came true. Off on a magical journey he goes.

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

Jul 9th, 2017 | Filed under Artistic, Shirts
Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

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Having brought the creatures up from the depths of the ocean, the girl raised her bloom of jellyfish towards the clear blue sky.

The jellyfish welcomed the free space around them, having been weighed down for an eternity by the force of the surrounding sea they had never experienced the ability to be so truly free.

As the light of the sun traveled through the jellyfish’s translucent pulsing bodies, shimmering rainbows formed on the body of the little girl, and ground on which she now began to dance.

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

 

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Breaking Bad Muppets Shirt

Jun 23rd, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Breaking Bad Muppets Shirt

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Beaker took the breakup of the Muppets particularly hard, his initial days following the show’s cancellation were reduced to eating large bags of cheetoes and smoking meth. After several weeks Beaker’s old companion Dr. Bunsen Honeydew showed up on his door. “Beakie-Poo, I have a proposition for you” he said.

It seems that Bunson had had a bit of a bad time himself, Bunson had been diagnosed with Cancer, and had no money to pay for the treatments, although he had done all sorts of experimental testing in his time (mostly on Beaker) he had never found any conclusive cures to pretty much anything. So he hatched a wild scheme that they would cook Meth for a living, and that Beaker would be his test subject.

Beaker was excited about the prospect and a whole series of misbegotten adventures ensued.

 

Breaking Bad Muppet Shirt

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