Smokemon Shirt

Smokemon

Bad Smokemon Caught In My Stash! Click Image

Where did that little guy go? Every time he escapes from his ball, I cant find him for several hours then he comes back all glassy eyed, and starts talking about the universe and other such nonsense.

His actions make me sick, I can’t wait to stuff him back into his little ball where he belongs.

“Here Smokie, here Smokie Smokemon.”

Man if that dude is in my stash again…

There he is, he is so cute, but he got in my stash again, I have to punish him, back in the ball for a week then next time that really big red dragon monster shows up, I am tossing in his little ball.

That will teach him.

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Disco UFO Shirt – Funny Disco UFO T-Shirt To Buy Online

Funny Disco UFO Shirt

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The other day, I was strutting my stuff through the forest, there were no other people around, but the animals all knew what a cool dude was walking in their woods.

Animals can sense cool.

It was getting dark and there were stars in the sky, I thought they looked groovy so I pointed up at them, and said. “Hey there little stars” Then kept on walking.

As I began to reach my peak of cool for the evening. One of the stars seemed to descend down from the night sky.

When it got closer, I noticed it was really this funky looking spaceship, it had all these wicked lights coming off it, and was making sounds that had a really cool disco rhythm.

The tunes and lights were almost hypnotic, so I began to dance to the beat of the Disco UFO.

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No Boy Bands Shirt

No Boy Bands Shirt

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Ok I don’t care if you want to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, Country, Classical, Rock’n’roll, Pop, RnB, Electronic, Jazz, Musical Theatre, Tango, Folk, Renaissance, Metal, Blues, Latin, Techno, Rave, Disco, Army Music, Children’s Songs, Bollywood tunes, Barbershop, Swing or anything else…

You can just tune in the static on the radio station and crank it up all the way if you want. I don’t care, I am easy.

There is only one type of music, you are not aloud to listen to, Boy Bands.

No boy bands!

Do you understand that? One rule, Boy Bands are not aloud!

You have to draw a line somewhere.

Building Your Internet Presence – Important SEO Basics

I have been sitting here feeling the need to write a new post for this Blog for a few weeks now, though I have started nearly twenty new articles. I have yet to finish any of them, so I decided to tell you all why I am pushing out this new, non interesting SEO article.

The initial point of this Blog was to bring more people to the money making parts of the website where we sell a great selection of T-Shirts and other things. One of the most important  free ways  to bring traffic to the website, is to grow it’s size.

Big massive websites are just easier to find than little tiny ones.

Simply by writing this article I create more  text for the search engines to read, as well as more key phrases Google and the other search engines might look for. This causes us to appear more often in the search results, leading to more visitors.

There are lots of other ways to get traffic, but this way is one of the steadiest, and most consistent.

In addition to more search results,  the links at the top of the page which point back to the main part of the website, might send me a little bit of PageRank “link juice”. Which again will help bring visitors to the website.

Well that is enough for now, this will probably get us only a dozen  new visitors per month or something, possibly for the next few years,  but eventually all these small additions add up.

PlanetaryBargains.com  currently reaches over 120 000 people per year and we expect we will be able to double that next year.

Toy Soldier Band Shirt

Army Band Shirt Toy Soldiers With Guitars

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My Great Uncle Tom passed away when I was six, and willed me a small, closed, brown cardboard box. On the top was written “Only Open in Case of Emergency”.

I carried the box with me everywhere, it gave me great confidence. At night I slept with it on a table next to my bed.

One day a local bully, Dolph, knocked me off my bike on my way home from school. He said he was going to kill me! So I quickly reached for my box and tore it open.

A small light seemed to emulate from the box the instant I cracked its seal. Inside I found three small toy soldiers. Two were using guitars like weapons, and one was dialing in the sound.

I held them out in front of me for protection. Dolph kicked me in the nuts, stole my toy soldiers, and let me live.

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