Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt

Jun 3rd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt

Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt - Click Image $17.99 USD

For over 5000 years, Bud has been making people come together. Pulling out a pack of fresh Bud, usualy causes good friends to circle around you.

Everyone will be happy and say things like “Wow man, thats good stuff” as they get a whiff of a fresh stash of Bud.

As the evening progresses the circle of friends will discuss things possibly never discussed before, figure out the meaning of life the universe and everything.

Unfortunately by morning all your great wisdom is usualy lost, but another round of Bud could just bring it all back to you.

300 million people a day can’t be wrong.

Be Wiser Smoke Bud.

*Caution May Cause Coughing and Silliness

Master Yoda In Sunglasses Shirt

Jun 3rd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Master Yoda In Sunglasses

A Hairless Orangutan Stole My Shades - Click Image $17.99 USD

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless green orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.

It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.

Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.

His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless grey orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.
It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.
Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.
His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

Planetary Bargains – Bargains this big we call Planetary !

Jun 1st, 2010 | Filed under Work

I have noticed when I search the name of our website  Planetary Bargains on most search engines, some people are actualy optimizing their webpages to use our name, and piggy back on our fame, they  come up occasionaly before me, or usualy after me on the search engine results.

By having the title of this post Planetary Bargains and then later saying the words both Bargains and Planetary Again, as we are here. Hopefully we will get some word recognition in the search engines and lead people to our site.

If you came here with the intention of vising PlanetaryBargains.com then you can click on the image below and it will take you to the main website.

Thank you for reading this very dry and uninteresting post.
Planetary Bargains

We Can No Longer Relate

I grew up like most Canadian boys, watching hockey and American sitcoms on televison, and listening to rock and roll. Times with my friends were shared discussing these simular interests, how such and such should have passed the puck, the joke so and so said, and how some new album was about to be realeased, these are the things that helped pass the time with my friends back in the day.

Since I have became a world traveler, which was before the Internet was available, I was not able to keep up with the sports of my home country, the sitcoms, or the popular new music etc. I gained more worldly interests, such as trance music, jazz, new age, all sorts of classical and popular music from all over the globe, literature, history, and world events etc. On a weekly basis, I started to read magazines such as Time, Foreign Affairs, and Newsweek, as well as reading local newspapers whenever I could. When I watch television I like to watch channels like History Channel, Discovery Channel, Local News, CNN, BBC, CBC, Bloomberg’s etc. On the Internet, I read a lot of Wiki, and other intelligent websites.

The boys back home however still spend their media time watching sitcoms, and sports on television, or listening to rock and roll in their car on the way to work each day, most of them tuned to the same station they did twenty years ago.

I still speak with my old friends, though sadly not much anymore. When I do, at some point in the conversation, I will unintentionaly,  speak over most of their heads, they are unable to understand me anymore, some of them are  completly unable to comprehend, or believe some of the facts I pull out of the world news, some just dont care.

I have evolved beyond our past relationships,  I miss my friends, but I can not regress back to the way I used to be over 20 years ago. I hope one day we can find a common interest, and be close again, but I realize this will probably never happen, because I don’t think I know any hockey players by name anymore, and they likely will never travel, or become interested in the world, so therefore, we can no longer relate.

Music Television For Monkey Shirt

May 30th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Music Television Form Monkeys Shirt MTV Chimp

Music Television For Monkeys - Click Image $17.99 USD

Every man’s life has a purpose, a divine calling given at birth, most never discover the meaning of their life, but mine was revealed to me one night in a dream.

I was cruising down the muddy banks of the Ugandan Nile on a raft steered by a smiling chimp. There are hippos, elephants, buffaloes, and crocodiles in the water. One mistake by the chimp will bring certain doom.

After a time the chimp’s smile faded, and he started to steer suicidaly towards the animals. In desperation I began to sing Row Row Row The Boat, this made the chimp smile, and steer towards safety.

When I woke, I knew I needed to make monkeys happy. I immediatly went to work on Music Television for Monkey. Thankfully, now when I dream, the chimp always smiles.