Come To The Darkside We Have Cookies – Darth Vader Funny Shirt

Darth Vader Come To The Dark Side We Have Cookies Shirt

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Star Wars was filmed, A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, just like it says it was. Everything in the film really happened.

Star Wars was in actual fact, the first known reality series of all time.

During the filming of The Empire Strikes Back, while Darth Vader tried to convince his son Luke to join the Dark Side. Darth was said to have used such a convincing argument, that the camera men themselves, as well as one editor decided to go to the Dark Side after hearing it.

“Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies”

George later edited the scene out himself due to what he called “a strong influence on the mind”. George was not influenced, he already had cookies, so felt no need to join the Dark Side.

Don’t Juggle Chainsaws – Stupid Monkey Shirt

Don't Juggle Chainsaws Monkey Shirt

Don't Juggle Chainsaws Shirt - Click Image $17.99

Hey monkey, come here little monkey, I got a banana for you, good boy. Now if you want to eat this banana, you got to do me a favor. See those two chainsaws over there? No, don’t look at my hand, look over there, yes there, see those two chainsaws there, pick them up. Pick them up, yes both of them, great, good monkey. Now bring them here.

No don’t pull the strings, don’t start them, Geeze, turn them off! Switch them off!

No, don’t throw them, stop throwing them! Idiot monkey! What are you doing?

Oh great, nice job you imbecile! Stupid half-wit doofus monkey. I told you not to do that, see what happens when you throw chainsaws around. How are you going to eat your banana now Mr. Smarty Pants?

Don’t Juggle Chainsaws.

Caution Mosh Pit – Funny Slam Dance Shirt

Caution Mosh Pit Slam Dance Shirt

If only there was a sign...Click Image To Buy Shirt $19.99

I still remember my first Butthole Surfers concert. When the band came on and started playing, the people started to twist, turn, and jump around while bouncing off one another.

At first it was fun, there was even one very hot girl that kept bouncing and bumping into me. In turn, I started bouncing and turning back into her. Suddenly something hit me in the back of the head, I think it was an elbow, I turned around and saw a big angry guy bouncing around looking at me, the girl bounced into me again, in a very pleasing way, then this guy jumped and twisted his elbow across my mouth.

Around me the people all seemed to raise all their elbows up a bit, some smacked this guy, who then smacked other people. Next thing I knew there were elbows flying everywhere. It was not so fun anymore.

As my vision got blurry, I felt there should have been a a sign “Caution Mosh Pit”.

Butthole Surfers Who was in my Room Last Night Lyrics:

I’m flying, I’m flying
All night long my body burned
the sheets were wet and cold
the lights were on my eyes were gone
any second lose control
the pounding on my window is just the pounding in my head
I wonder who was in my room last night,
who the hell was in my bed?
Ahhh!
There must have been a body there
I swear I felt some flesh
it took a little time
but I figured they were mine
there were fingers goin down my chest
my mouth went through the ceiling and my body fell through the floor
I couldn’t find the key cause there was no one I could see
and someone had moved the door
Ahhh!
The cops the priest the crisis line,
And no one really had a clue
no one could tell who abducted me,
Or exactly what I should do
my throat was dry and my hopes were high,
but nothing really ever got said
Who was in my room that night,
who the hell was in my bed?
AHHH!

Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Do you really want to mess with us? - Click Image $17.99

Bruce Lee was born on 27 November 1940, when little Bruce tumbled out of his mother, drop kicked the doctor through the wall, and then made out with all three nurses in the room.

In July of 1945, Einstein realized the formula E=Bruce Lee. The Illuminati pleaded with four year old Bruce to jump on an airplane bound for Japan. Bruce had not broken a sweat after vaporized a good part of Hiroshima, so decided to continue his exercise on Nagasaki.

Bruce Lee’s fists travel at four times the speed of light, Bruce was known to occasionally punch into the past to knock out what he called “bad mannered” dinosaurs, just because he could.

Bruce Lee is My Homeboy, are you sure you want to mess with us?

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt - $19.99 USD

For most of the last two years I have notice my beautiful cow Mabel, and favorite chicken Betsy had been spending a lot of time together.

Although I thought it was a bit strange, I was thankful it was not the weirdo creep Gonzo that used to hang on the chicken coup doors trying to chat up the ladies.

Last week I went out for a walk around the farm, and this is the site I ran into.

This whole thing is very confusing to me, I don’t see how a cow and chicken could make such an egg, and really I think poor Betsy and Mabel are even more confused than I am.

I wonder if I feed the creature that hatches from it chocolate, will it lay milk chocolate eggs?

We have put an image of this historic event here on this shirt, now you can help share their amazing story with the world.

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