Yahoo Directory, Is it worth it?

Well about four months ago we were accepted into the Yahoo directory. They changed the title I wanted for the website, though it was not completely butchered.

They also put us in a local directory for Canada for some reason, I guess because I paid from my Canadian bank account. I requested being moved but got no response from them, I would have to say for the $300 US I spent, that was pretty lousy service. I ended up so buried in directories that the page I am on currently has no PageRank showing, and I doubt is Indexed by Google.

On top of that Yahoo actually sends me less traffic than they used to and the traffic coming from the actual directory does not exist. Is it a complete failure? It is too soon to tell, I still have 8 more months to hopefully get noticed by Google and have my PageRank go up.

I am going to link the directory page I am on here right now and hope Google picks up on it.

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Lets face it, you can strap pieces of rubber and canvas or leather to your feet in the hope it will make you go faster, jump higher, or turn tighter, but if you really want to beat the competition with something other than pure strength, and skill, you have to think outside the box.

As is commonly known throughout our world, inch for inch, there is no more powerful force than the short haired chihuahua of Mexico. Although chihuahua have been the envy of nature for millions of years, we need not envy this little marvel anymore, because scientists have now discovered the secret of harnessing this raw energy into clothing. Through the science of synthetic chihuahua.

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Suicide By Oil Shirt

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Thank goodness, we are not our crappy backwards ancestors who used to romp through the forest paths on horseback, and walk around on the soft ground of the natural earth surrounded by all sorts of furry animals.

No, we are better than that, we have cut down the trees, and paved the earth. We have done such a good job of sterilizing our planet that some people can wear their shoes right into their house and not even track any soil from the outside.

As we fill up our tanks everyday, and the threat of carbon emissions cooking our planet looms over us, for all the wars and problems Oil causes in our world, I feel this Suicide by Oil shirt is an appropriate one.

I guess if it gets too hot we can all just sit in our car with the air conditioners on to survive.

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The most difficult and costly part of the Star Wars series, believe it or not, was the Galactic Empire’s attack on Hoth.

The problem was not the covering of the entire Sahara desert in icing sugar to simulate snow, or the creation of ton-tons (llamas wearing Viking hats, and trained to walk on their hind legs while carrying people).

The majority of the cost actually came from scenes involving the At-Ats. Though the cost of At-Ats themselves, built out of pure unobtanium, with individual nuclear reactors was budgeted, At-Ats were also made out of approximately 12% Screws. You could say they had a lot of screwing on their mind.

Trying to edit footage of the At-Ats in action, without receiving an X rating, cost fortunes in unbudgeted time.

They just couldn’t keep these big beasts off one another.

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I visited the Death Star once, before it was destroyed, and although all the Clones came from the same gene pool, they each had their own personalities. Some of the clones became entertainers.

Some of the entertainers to be different from all the others underwent plastic surgery at the “LadyClone Clinic”.

The most famous of all the LadyClones was Bettie Trooper.

Darth and I went to go see Betty Trooper one time, she was so popular it cost us a little more than a two hundred galactic credits for the drinks, tips, and giggles before the evening was done.

I will miss you Betty, though in the end you should have never collaborated with the Evil empire, and you got what you deserved.

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