Caution Mosh Pit – Funny Slam Dance Shirt

Apr 18th, 2010 | Filed under Buthole Surfers, Music, Shirts
Caution Mosh Pit Slam Dance Shirt

If only there was a sign...Click Image To Buy Shirt $19.99

I still remember my first Butthole Surfers concert. When the band came on and started playing, the people started to twist, turn, and jump around while bouncing off one another.

At first it was fun, there was even one very hot girl that kept bouncing and bumping into me. In turn, I started bouncing and turning back into her. Suddenly something hit me in the back of the head, I think it was an elbow, I turned around and saw a big angry guy bouncing around looking at me, the girl bounced into me again, in a very pleasing way, then this guy jumped and twisted his elbow across my mouth.

Around me the people all seemed to raise all their elbows up a bit, some smacked this guy, who then smacked other people. Next thing I knew there were elbows flying everywhere. It was not so fun anymore.

As my vision got blurry, I felt there should have been a a sign “Caution Mosh Pit”.

Butthole Surfers Who was in my Room Last Night Lyrics:

I’m flying, I’m flying
All night long my body burned
the sheets were wet and cold
the lights were on my eyes were gone
any second lose control
the pounding on my window is just the pounding in my head
I wonder who was in my room last night,
who the hell was in my bed?
Ahhh!
There must have been a body there
I swear I felt some flesh
it took a little time
but I figured they were mine
there were fingers goin down my chest
my mouth went through the ceiling and my body fell through the floor
I couldn’t find the key cause there was no one I could see
and someone had moved the door
Ahhh!
The cops the priest the crisis line,
And no one really had a clue
no one could tell who abducted me,
Or exactly what I should do
my throat was dry and my hopes were high,
but nothing really ever got said
Who was in my room that night,
who the hell was in my bed?
AHHH!

Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Apr 17th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Do you really want to mess with us? - Click Image $17.99

Bruce Lee was born on 27 November 1940, when little Bruce tumbled out of his mother, drop kicked the doctor through the wall, and then made out with all three nurses in the room.

In July of 1945, Einstein realized the formula E=Bruce Lee. The Illuminati pleaded with four year old Bruce to jump on an airplane bound for Japan. Bruce had not broken a sweat after vaporized a good part of Hiroshima, so decided to continue his exercise on Nagasaki.

Bruce Lee’s fists travel at four times the speed of light, Bruce was known to occasionally punch into the past to knock out what he called “bad mannered” dinosaurs, just because he could.

Bruce Lee is My Homeboy, are you sure you want to mess with us?

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Apr 16th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt - $19.99 USD

For most of the last two years I have notice my beautiful cow Mabel, and favorite chicken Betsy had been spending a lot of time together.

Although I thought it was a bit strange, I was thankful it was not the weirdo creep Gonzo that used to hang on the chicken coup doors trying to chat up the ladies.

Last week I went out for a walk around the farm, and this is the site I ran into.

This whole thing is very confusing to me, I don’t see how a cow and chicken could make such an egg, and really I think poor Betsy and Mabel are even more confused than I am.

I wonder if I feed the creature that hatches from it chocolate, will it lay milk chocolate eggs?

We have put an image of this historic event here on this shirt, now you can help share their amazing story with the world.

Yahoo Directory, Is it worth it?

Well about four months ago we were accepted into the Yahoo directory. They changed the title I wanted for the website, though it was not completely butchered.

They also put us in a local directory for Canada for some reason, I guess because I paid from my Canadian bank account. I requested being moved but got no response from them, I would have to say for the $300 US I spent, that was pretty lousy service. I ended up so buried in directories that the page I am on currently has no PageRank showing, and I doubt is Indexed by Google.

On top of that Yahoo actually sends me less traffic than they used to and the traffic coming from the actual directory does not exist. Is it a complete failure? It is too soon to tell, I still have 8 more months to hopefully get noticed by Google and have my PageRank go up.

I am going to link the directory page I am on here right now and hope Google picks up on it.

Really Funny Shirts

Adidogs Parody Shirt

Mar 23rd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Adidogs Logo Parody Shirt

The Power Comes from Three ! - Click Image $17.99

Lets face it, you can strap pieces of rubber and canvas or leather to your feet in the hope it will make you go faster, jump higher, or turn tighter, but if you really want to beat the competition with something other than pure strength, and skill, you have to think outside the box.

As is commonly known throughout our world, inch for inch, there is no more powerful force than the short haired chihuahua of Mexico. Although chihuahua have been the envy of nature for millions of years, we need not envy this little marvel anymore, because scientists have now discovered the secret of harnessing this raw energy into clothing. Through the science of synthetic chihuahua.

Adidogs, powered by the raw energy of no less than three synthetic chihuahua per shirt.