Bettie Trooper Star Wars Clone Pinup Girl Shirt

Mar 21st, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Betty Clone Star Wars Funny  Stormtrooper Shirt

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I visited the Death Star once, before it was destroyed, and although all the Clones came from the same gene pool, they each had their own personalities. Some of the clones became entertainers.

Some of the entertainers to be different from all the others underwent plastic surgery at the “LadyClone Clinic”.

The most famous of all the LadyClones was Bettie Trooper.

Darth and I went to go see Betty Trooper one time, she was so popular it cost us a little more than a two hundred galactic credits for the drinks, tips, and giggles before the evening was done.

I will miss you Betty, though in the end you should have never collaborated with the Evil empire, and you got what you deserved.

Angry Mouse Ladies Tight Fit Shirt

Mar 21st, 2010 | Filed under Computers and Internet, Shirts
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That is One Angry Mouse!

Recently a bunch of friends and I were discussing this particular mouse, and decided to play a little joke on him.

After some heavy Facebook networking, we were able to obtain his instant messenger address. We then repeatedly sent him friend requests from different messenger names, eventually he accepted an invitation from sexymousie17.

After a halve hour or so of small talk, we convinced him to turn on his web camera for us. He was all smiles and giggles as he waited for us to turn ours on also. When we did, I think he was a little surprised to see sexymousie17 was actually four grown men sitting around laughing at him.

He quickly walked over and turned the camera off, but not before we captured this amazing image.

I’m A Slow Learner Shirt – Monkey With Dynamite

Mar 17th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
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Dude, give the monkey a match.

Oh come on man, you know it’s going to be funny, and look at the little guy he really wants it.

Yeah, I know it hurt him before, but he wants to do it again. Why would you deny him his fun? How can you resist those cute little eyes?

Don’t you see how he is looking at you? Just give him a light.

Cool, good job on the match. Now he is smiling. You have made him happy.

Look at him, the silly monkey, what a slow learner he is, he doesn’t realize what is about to happen, he is just excited to hear the firecracker go bang.

This is going to be really funny.

Good Monkey Like Beer, Not Like Banana T-Shirt

Mar 9th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

On March 8, 2010, my college Joe and I were brought to the Tuktoyaktuk headquarters of the NWO to have a meeting with “The Monkey”

Part of my work as a traveling photo journalist working on secret contract for the NWO, is of course the study of monkeys. In this case actually a Chimpanzee, who is not really a monkey, but this one believes he is so we wont argue with him. We were told The Monkey had a message to share with the world, and that we were here to collect, and publish it.

Upon arrival, we were guided through heavy security to a large room on top of the fortress.  We waited a few  minutes, then were instructed by a large heavily armed guard that The Monkey would see us now.

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We followed the guard into  a very large room that almost  took up an entire floor of the huge fortress, books covered the walls, and there was a large lit fireplace with a reading lamp next to an beautiful leather armchair.

The Monkey was in the chair  stoking  the fire a bit with a black metal rod, after a moment, he looked up at us with his wise, all knowing  eyes.

He said, “You know, it has always been to my belief, after meeting with my fellow monkey companions, that in order to become above average, and considered a ” Good monkey”, you must do things differently than most of the masses.

The monkey took a long pause, and looked thoughtfully around the room, there was a shine in his eyes, I am not sure if it was  from the fire, or some sort of internal glow fueled by his great wisdom.

“What is your secret?” I asked him.

The Monkey picked up an ice cold  bottle of beer from beside his chair,  put on his headphones and began to sway to some music that my associate and I couldn’t hear, then he said something I will never forget.

“Good Monkey Like Beer Not Like  Banana.”

Want To Know The Easiest Solution? Ask The Lazy Man

Mar 7th, 2010 | Filed under Interesting, Opinions and Perspectives, Work

If you want to know the easiest possible way to do anything… get the Lazy Man to do it.

The lazy man will usually try to avoid any work given to him for as long as possible, in the hope he will have less work given to him, but if he knows he will have to do it eventually he will be undoubtedly thinking about it.

While he procrastinates, his mind will occasionally be focused on the easiest possible way to do the task he knows he has to do, since he repeats this type of thinking on a huge number of occasions throughout his life , he is sort becomes of an expert in this field.

By the time he is actually forced to do the job it will usually be a  well thought out, with a lot of brainpower put into it, and very little physical effort, often done as quickly as possible.