Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Apr 17th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy Shirt

Do you really want to mess with us? - Click Image $17.99

Bruce Lee was born on 27 November 1940, when little Bruce tumbled out of his mother, drop kicked the doctor through the wall, and then made out with all three nurses in the room.

In July of 1945, Einstein realized the formula E=Bruce Lee. The Illuminati pleaded with four year old Bruce to jump on an airplane bound for Japan. Bruce had not broken a sweat after vaporized a good part of Hiroshima, so decided to continue his exercise on Nagasaki.

Bruce Lee’s fists travel at four times the speed of light, Bruce was known to occasionally punch into the past to knock out what he called “bad mannered” dinosaurs, just because he could.

Bruce Lee is My Homeboy, are you sure you want to mess with us?

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Apr 16th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt

Funny Chicken and Cow Egg Shirt - $19.99 USD

For most of the last two years I have notice my beautiful cow Mabel, and favorite chicken Betsy had been spending a lot of time together.

Although I thought it was a bit strange, I was thankful it was not the weirdo creep Gonzo that used to hang on the chicken coup doors trying to chat up the ladies.

Last week I went out for a walk around the farm, and this is the site I ran into.

This whole thing is very confusing to me, I don’t see how a cow and chicken could make such an egg, and really I think poor Betsy and Mabel are even more confused than I am.

I wonder if I feed the creature that hatches from it chocolate, will it lay milk chocolate eggs?

We have put an image of this historic event here on this shirt, now you can help share their amazing story with the world.

Yahoo Directory, Is it worth it?

Well about four months ago we were accepted into the Yahoo directory. They changed the title I wanted for the website, though it was not completely butchered.

They also put us in a local directory for Canada for some reason, I guess because I paid from my Canadian bank account. I requested being moved but got no response from them, I would have to say for the $300 US I spent, that was pretty lousy service. I ended up so buried in directories that the page I am on currently has no PageRank showing, and I doubt is Indexed by Google.

On top of that Yahoo actually sends me less traffic than they used to and the traffic coming from the actual directory does not exist. Is it a complete failure? It is too soon to tell, I still have 8 more months to hopefully get noticed by Google and have my PageRank go up.

I am going to link the directory page I am on here right now and hope Google picks up on it.

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Adidogs Parody Shirt

Mar 23rd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
Adidogs Logo Parody Shirt

The Power Comes from Three ! - Click Image $17.99

Lets face it, you can strap pieces of rubber and canvas or leather to your feet in the hope it will make you go faster, jump higher, or turn tighter, but if you really want to beat the competition with something other than pure strength, and skill, you have to think outside the box.

As is commonly known throughout our world, inch for inch, there is no more powerful force than the short haired chihuahua of Mexico. Although chihuahua have been the envy of nature for millions of years, we need not envy this little marvel anymore, because scientists have now discovered the secret of harnessing this raw energy into clothing. Through the science of synthetic chihuahua.

Adidogs, powered by the raw energy of no less than three synthetic chihuahua per shirt.

Funny Star Wars At Ats Making Love Shirt

Mar 22nd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts
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At-Ats Doing What They Like To Do -- Click on Image to view shirt $17.99

The most difficult and costly part of the Star Wars series, believe it or not, was the Galactic Empire’s attack on Hoth.

The problem was not the covering of the entire Sahara desert in icing sugar to simulate snow, or the creation of ton-tons (llamas wearing Viking hats, and trained to walk on their hind legs while carrying people).

The majority of the cost actually came from scenes involving the At-Ats. Though the cost of At-Ats themselves, built out of pure unobtanium, with individual nuclear reactors was budgeted, At-Ats were also made out of approximately 12% Screws. You could say they had a lot of screwing on their mind.

Trying to edit footage of the At-Ats in action, without receiving an X rating, cost fortunes in unbudgeted time.

They just couldn’t keep these big beasts off one another.