Pandas Take The Piss Shirt

Jun 1st, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Pandas On SUV Shirt

Pandas Are Rude – Click Image

It was the trip of a lifetime, having never left our home town, let alone our country, my wife and I set off to China to try and find our favorite animal, the giant panda, in it’s natural habitat.

Neither of us had spent much time in the great outdoors, so this was a grueling journey for the two of us, over mountains, across rivers, and through forests we went. However weeks past, and we could not find our beloved Panda. Our time and money were spent, and we were forced to return home without a picture of our furry friends…or so we thought.

On the last night of our trip, we were awoken to the startling sounds of our SUV being broken into, and looked out the window to see our furry little friends peeing on our SUV and making fun of us. We finally had the chance to take their picture, but came to the realization that Pandas are jerks, so they are no longer our favorite animal. Now we much prefer monkeys.

Funny Panda’s Peeing On SUV Shirt

Ted Water-pipe Shirt

May 31st, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Ted Bong Shirt

Ted Bong Shirt – Click Image

Oh poor Ted, his bromance seems to be coming to an end, look at his sad eyebrows, I feel so bad for him.

Take another hit of that Bong Ted, perhaps all your troubles will get lost in the blue smokey aura that will follow. Maybe you will stop feeling like your sinking into the mud of despair and instead become more like a soaring unicorn frolicking through blue fluffy clouds as you fart out rainbows of pleasure.

Take another hit Ted, life sucks, and only through numbing down that stuffing filled head of yours will things likely get better. It’s not your fault your bud put Hoes before Bros. You never needed that bromance after all.

Ted Bong Shirt

Shut The Duck Up Shirt

May 23rd, 2017 | Filed under Shirts
Shut The Duck Up Shirt

Shut The Duck Up Shirt – Click Image

I live in a noisy polluted city, whose buildings stretch so far to the sky, that sun beams can rarely hit the people walking below. The air is thick with the hot smell of cars, and there is an incessant non melodious honking of horns echoing down the roads.

Driven near mad by the business of the city I decided to take a trip back to nature, to find a silence that can only exist there. I was happy on my trip, for a bit, but then a sound even less melodious than a car horn “quack quack quack”ed at me. The quacking was a bit like a person stuffing tin foil in my ears, and with each additional quack, like a bit more foil being forced in. The pressure built, it hurt, and I desperately needed it to stop.

I told the duck “SHUT UP!”, but the unreasonable beast would not be quiet, so, I went back to my car trunk, got my Duck Tape, and Shut The Duck Up.

Shut The Duck Up Shirt

Mario Mushroom Pusher Shirt

May 17th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Mario Drug Dealer Tee

Mario Mushroom Dealer Shirt – Click Image

Hey…pssst. Come here…Check these out.

These red and white spotty shrooms are incredible. Beauties aren’t they? These babies will rock your world.

Last time I tried these I went to like this technicolor dream world man, as I walked around there was like this happy theme music everywhere, I grew like really big, and strong, and there were all these freaky creatures walking around, and I’m like jumping really high, and bouncing off their freaky little heads, sometimes I thought I was swimming with the fishes, finding gold everywhere, and then suddenly I was parkouring up flagpoles man.

Give them a try, buy three and I’ll toss in some dank kush.

Have enough and you’ll think you can spit fireballs.

 

Mario Mushroom Dealer Shirt

Selfish Fish Shirt

May 17th, 2017 | Filed under Rants, Shirts
selfish fish selfie shirt

Selfish Shirt – Click Image

“Oh oh, this is a good one, I look like such a star, I should send this to NASA.”

“Just a thousand more selfies and I get to put in a fresh memory card.”

“A hundred selfies a day keeps the insecurity away.”

“I’m going to put this one on twitter and tell everyone I don’t care what they think!”

“Why take picture of other people when you can take hundreds of yourself? I am so awesome.”

“If someone kidnaps me, please use my selfie with the most likes.”

“How come some of my selfies make me look like a clown?”

 

Selfish Shirt

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