The Matter Of It’s Value

It is amazing how something with seemingly so little value, might actually be worth so much.

I want to tell you a short story about something of value that was almost taken from my home recently, I say almost because I caught them putting in their bag as they were getting ready to leave. I am not really sure if I would have seen it again, maybe, but then again maybe not.

I first bought this item out of necessity, I needed it bad enough to get dressed, leave the comfort of my home, take an hour long journey, during which I slightly risked my life as I dodged cars down a kilometer long, busy, narrow road with no sidewalks, before jumping on and off of public transport, where I then scaled six sets of stairs, eventually found and purchased the item, and then needed to repeat the entire semi epic journey back home.

You are probably wondering what this item is, and how much it cost me, it will probably disappoint you when I say what it is somewhere during this paragraph, but what I want you to do at this point is think about all the effort, calories, time, and thankfully not life and limb spent questing for this necessary item. It’s monetary value is worth far less than those things, but then again nothing has more value than time, life and limb. Alas, it was just a lowly mouse pad…My mouse pad, my only mouse pad, it cost me about eight dollars, and has some weak sentimental value since it has been with me for about 6 years now, but most importantly, I need it.

Perspective

But you see, this is only part of the problem, because if I had not caught her folding it, and putting it in her bag, just think what the future would hold for me when I once again needed my f^@%ing mouse pad. I would of course go looking around the house for it, first in it’s regular place in my laptop bag, and then at some of the other places I may put it time to time when I am too lazy to put it away, maybe on top of a shelf or filing cabinet…then what would happen, I would probably repeat that search another time, and then start working my way through the whole room looking for it, thoroughly, maybe even in some dusty places, and then of course I would probably move onto other rooms… how fun would that be? Eventually after much searching, cursing and scratching of my head, I would likely tire of my quest, but then would probably pick up the searching again sporadically for the next couple of days, because I need the damn thing, and of course I am ABSOLUTELY SURE IT IS IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE !!!! ARGGGGGGHHH

After I completely and finally gave up on finding the pad , I would then need to once again repeat my epic travel of over an hour to purchase a replacement, and of course another eight dollars.

You know what she said to me when I caught her…”Oh come on, it’s just a stupid mouse pad.” then she gave me an angry look, as though this item we both needed had no value at all. She also told me she thought I gave it to her.  I try to give her the benefit of the doubt that she actually did think I gave it to her, which of course I did not, and would not. Since I need it and all, and she never asked.

I try not to get mad at her, I am pretty sure she is just a bit like the many other people on this earth who don’t take the time to thoroughly think through the consequences of their actions. When she took it out of convenience for herself, she had just never thought of my hard earned ownership, in fact, she probably just never thought of it from my side at all.

I will just let the whole thing go.

Though I feel we both have a very different perspective on the matter of it’s value.

Scary Clown Shirt

Scary Clown

Scary Clown Shirt – Click Image

Although coulrophobia (the fear of clowns), may sometimes be considered hilarious by people who find other people’s fears to be funny, it is estimated to effect upwards of 10% of the population in Western Countries. The sight of a clown may cause anxiety, sweating, nausea, trembling, pins and needles, increased heartbeat, shortness of breath, crying, screaming, and an intense feeling of dread or terror in coulrophobia sufferers.

I used to work with a woman who was coulrophobic, I didn’t like her very much, it might have been funny to wear this shirt to work from time to time for a laugh, but I wouldn’t recommend such actions to others.

Do not hang this glow in the dark clown shirt in the trees outside your sister’s bedroom, don’t be a jerk like that, it’s just not cool.

Scary Clown Shirt

Superman and Spiderwoman save India

I bet most of you missed this episode where Superman and Spiderwoman save India from whatever they needed saving from.

Please watch, enjoy, and share this important video with your friends.

Paws Shirt

Paws Shirt Kitten Jaws

Paws Shirt – Click Image

After a long night of very heavy tequila drinking with my friends at the beach, I decided I should sober myself up a bit before driving home, so I took off all my clothing, ran into the ocean, and swam out into the dark deep sea.

I enjoyed the feeling of freedom I had, and just swam and swam further out into the calm ocean. I felt at one with the water, like we were both one living breathing organism all wrapped in a warm blanket by the fire enjoying an iced cappuccino. Then all of a sudden I heard

duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

This really scared me so I swam faster.

Moments later, coming up from below me, I though I heard the sound of a giant purring kitten, and then… everything went dark.

Birds Beware Iron Cat Is Here

If you pick on someone, usually they will let it go, but if you really strike a nerve, the victim may put his mind towards revenge.

Have a watch of Iron Cat.

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