A Comment I made was censored by “The Man”

There is a video at the bottom of this post I would say Please watch, it is very important, just scroll down and watch it if you get tired of my rant.

I was on a social bookmarking site, and there was a sponsored add from a major contributor to global warming , telling us that since there was some info withheld by an individual during “climategate” then that means suddenly everything is a  lie etc, you have probably seen the type.

I get really upset that some people for some reason buy into this crap so I had to say something.

This was my reply to them, which was censored and erased, and then I was banned from the site, I will re post it here:

Trying to make the planet, and air more healthy in is the interests of us all.

The only reason people would bother arguing against it is because they fear they will lose money if they try and fix our planet.

Greed is the very reason we are in trouble.

There are so many people that think fixing our environment will hurt them financially including some of the largest businesses in the world, and some of the richest, and sleaziest companies in the world have turned to PR campaigns to try and convince us there is no problem.

I will have to trust in the world leaders and their scientists, not sleazy corporations wiping out rain forests with everything, and everyone in them.

For some reason all the world leaders and their advisers think it is important to meet on such matters, and a lot of misguided people that believe anything they read, reguardless of its source,  think they suddenly know better than the majority.

A few intercepted e-mails which are not published scientific documents, therefore are written by individuals not a community, I believe are being blown out of proportion by scumbag companies for their own means. That probably hacked the e-mails in the first place. Why put that past companies that make hundreds of billions from wiping out hundreds of square kilometers of ancient rainforests per month? Not only all the trees, and animals in it, but also burning anti foresting protesters with flamethrowers from helicopters.

Do you really think they care about you and me?
I am aware that this does not hold very many relevant facts so I will post a few links and you can do your own research if you like.

http://us.cnn.com/video/?/video/international/2009/12/06/damon.indo.sumatra.rainforest.cnn

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/12/07/copenhagen.climate.talks/index.html

This Video is about some of the work being done for a solution to the problem, but it also does a good job of showing the problem.

This is a good launching point for some serious research if your interested.

The Bad Guys?

http://tiny.cc/am6nhw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming_controversy

Wrong Funny Rabbit and Duck T-Shirt

Jan 3rd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts, Work

I recently got my hands on a toy I have wanted to own myself for a very long time.

Heat vision goggles.

The nice thing about heat vision goggles, is not only can they see in the dark, but also through walls. They register different temperatures in different colors. Black is very cool, and yellow is very hot.

I was of course eager to try out the goggles, and the first night I got them, I went running around the house looking at various things. Unfortunately the walls have no heat in them, so several times I ran into the wall, I also ran into several tables,  chairs, and a bookshelf, eventually I decided to stop running.

I tried to see my own heat signature in the mirror, and amazingly I have none at all.

My brother has a heat signature if I look right at him, but in the mirror again no heat. I figure this is because he is only a halve vampire.

Anyhow, lets get to the point, after a while I began to look around outside the house, and it is amazing all the hidden things you can see. Hidden cats in bushes, hidden birds in the trees, and I was a little surprised to see all the hidden ducks and rabbits.

You wouldn’t normally think of ducks and rabbits hiding in the bushes all over the place, but I think this is just because they are so good at hiding.

Funny Wrong Duck Rabbit Shirt

Hilarious Wrong T-Shirt - Click Image $19.99

But what are they hiding you might ask, well I was quite surprised when I saw this, for some reason, the rabbits and the ducks seem to go from red to orange and all the way up to yellow whenever they are together having secret meeting in the bushes.

My brother thought they were fighting, but of course from watching the jerky motions of the little rabbit behind the duck, the truth is obvious.

We all know the reputation of rabbits of being good hoppers, and they are obviously practicing hoping over the duck, but they cant quite get over, leading to a large exertion of energy from both the rabbit as he tries to hop, and the duck as he tries to be hopped, hence the yellow glow on the heat vision goggles.

The little rabbits tend to try and get over the duck for about two to three minutes at least two times every evening.

My sister says they are Doing It, but she is a pervert.

Anyhow we took a heat vision photograph and put it on this really funny t-shirt, you can see more shirt styles and colors if you decide to click on it.

Stop Following Me – Funny Tee

Dec 30th, 2009 | Filed under Shirts, Work
Funny Stop Following Me Shirt

Stop Following Me! - Click Image $17.99

All these evolution diagrams are starting to wear on me, man I swear I am starting to have nightmares that everywhere I go there are monkeys and cavemen following me.

Sometimes I am just walking down the road and I totally feel like I am being watched.

What if all these evolution diagrams I see are true? What if I am being followed right now?  Man that would be really crazy.

I mean it can’t be that there are always a line of monkeys and cavemen etc behind me, I mean if I look in the mirror I only see me right.

Hmmm wait a minute, all the other humanoids in those pictures are actually smaller than the man…that would mean that… if they were behind me, and I looked in the mirror…I wouldn’t be able to see them right?

Oh no! What if they are really behind me now?

OK I will just turn around really fast and have a look

1….2 ……3   ARGGGGGHHHH! They are Behind me !!!

Stop Following Me!
We hope you enjoy the shirt you can click on it for close ups, and to make a purchase if you like.

Gorrilaz – Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey’s Head Lyrics

Dec 29th, 2009 | Filed under Gorrilaz, Song Lyrics, Video

We hear stories like this all the time and we see movies about them and of course songs, but what usually people can’t quite imagine that things like this actually not only happen, but are happening in multiple countries and places in the world right now as we speak.

Money rules this world, and lets face it some people will do anything to get it.

Hope you enjoy the song.

Narrator (speaking)
Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain,
There was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived.
Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world,
Obscured as it was by great clouds.
Here they played out their peaceful lives,
Innocent of the litany of excess and violence,
That was growing in the world below.
To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough.
Then one day, Strangefolk arrived in the town.
They came in camouflaged,
Hidden behind dark glasses,
But no one noticed them; they only saw shadows.
You see, without the truth of the eyes, the Happyfolk were blind.

2D (singing)
Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them, and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead
The dance of the dead.
The dance of the dead.

Narrator (speaking)
In time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain,
And it was there that they found the caves,
Of unimaginable sincerity and beauty.
By chance, they stumbled upon the place where all good souls come to rest.
The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things,
And soon they began to mine the mountain,
It’s rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world.
Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly,
Their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls.
Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain.
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?
And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain,
Holes began to appear, bringing with them
A cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey.
For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for,
They knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep.
Then there came a sound, distant first, that grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space (echoes).
There were no screams.
There was no time.
The mountain called Monkey had spoken.
There was only fire.
And then,
Nothing.

2D (singing)
Oh, little town in U.S.A.
The time has come to see
All the things you think you are
But where were you when it all came down on me
Did you call me now?

Evolution Monkey to Pig Shirt – Funny Evolution Parody Tee

Dec 28th, 2009 | Filed under Shirts, Work
Evolution From Monkey to a Pig

Evolution Monkey to Man to Pig - Click Image $19.99

We are all used to the diagrams of human evolution, how man progresses constantly to our current state of being, or at least the state of being that we were in in the first halve of the twentieth century.

This diagram  is a little more up to date, the beginning is fairly common, of course the first picture shows man in his already ape like form, having shed the tail already.

He then moves into a two legged walking position and begins to carry tools.

The next stage of the evolution man is walking almost upright and carrying a spear.

In the yellow we can see man in his prime, he is walking fully erect and carrying a rather large machine gun.

Now we move onto our current state of being, balding, fat, sipping a milkshake, eating a hamburger, and a yellow tattoo of the “Golden Arches” M on the leg. This is the evolution due to fast food.

And of course the next stage in the progression is the pig.

This shirt is really quite hilarious if you have a good look at it, and oh so true.

Although the image on the left is not really big enough to have a good look, if you click on it it will take you to the product page with larger images and closeups.