Paws Shirt

Jan 13th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

Paws Shirt Kitten Jaws

Paws Shirt – Click Image

After a long night of very heavy tequila drinking with my friends at the beach, I decided I should sober myself up a bit before driving home, so I took off all my clothing, ran into the ocean, and swam out into the dark deep sea.

I enjoyed the feeling of freedom I had, and just swam and swam further out into the calm ocean. I felt at one with the water, like we were both one living breathing organism all wrapped in a warm blanket by the fire enjoying an iced cappuccino. Then all of a sudden I heard

duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

This really scared me so I swam faster.

Moments later, coming up from below me, I though I heard the sound of a giant purring kitten, and then… everything went dark.

Birds Beware Iron Cat Is Here

Dec 9th, 2015 | Filed under Video

If you pick on someone, usually they will let it go, but if you really strike a nerve, the victim may put his mind towards revenge.

Have a watch of Iron Cat.

ANGELS & AIRWAVES “SECRET CROWDS” VIDEO & LYRICS

Nov 16th, 2015 | Filed under Angels & Airwaves, Music, Song Lyrics, Video

I was just listening to this, and though everyone else should listen to it also. So please press play below and help fulfill my dream of everyone else listening to this song by Angels And Airwaves. The lyrics are below the video, good to read as you listen.

Turn it up loud, maybe even so loud that you could force your neighbors to listen also.

ANGELS & AIRWAVES “SECRET CROWDS” – LYRICS

(If I had my own world)
(I’d build you an empire)

If I had my own world
I’d fill it with wealth and desire
A glorious past to admire
And voices of kids out walking dogs,
Birds, planes, cleanest cars

If I had my own world
I’d love it for all that’s inside it
There’d be no more wars, death or riots
There’d be no more police, packed-parking lots,
Guns, bombs sounding off

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

If I had my own world
I’d show you the life that’s inside it
The way that it glows when you find it
The way it survives with its families,
Friends or its enemies

Let’s make this a new world
I swear you can go if you want to
I know that you have it within you
Inventing the first clean and usable,
God’s greatest miracle

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

 

 

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Thug Life Cat Shirt

Nov 12th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

Thug Life Cat Shirt

 

“Thug Cat” was born in an overpopulated alley in an overpopulated city. As a young cat, he grew up without the luxuries of a home. Instead of having a toy mouse filled with catnip to chew on, Thug had live rats filled with malice who sometimes chewed on him. Thug Cat’s usual scratching post was climbing up the sides of the old rusty dumpsters behind Tony’s pizzeria.

Fights often broke out in the dumpster over the food. A young Thug Cat was never strong enough to overpower other cats for a taste of fish, however as Thug got older, he grew into a rather large cat, who then learned how to stand on his hind legs, wear a hoodie, and carry a bat, things changed.

Thug Cat now takes what he wants.

 

Thug Life Cat Shirt

Air Afrikaans

Sep 11th, 2015 | Filed under Travel, Video

I stumbled across this video on YouTube the other day. It is titled Air Afrikaans.

Check out this team of narcissistic stewardesses as they belittle and control their helpless customers.

The first video is a short version of the full show which is below.

The full show