Panda With Pistols Shirt

Dec 12th, 2011 | Filed under Poetry, Shirts
Panda With Guns

Banksy Panda With Pistols Shirt – Click Image $19.99

It was a day at the zoo,
we were all having fun.
We snickered at the panda,
as he played in the sun.

Then the Panda growled deeply,
and he crashed through the door.
He’d heard so many giggles,
wouldn’t take anymore.

A man looked at the panda,
and started to laugh,
so the panda responded,
by kicking his ass.

Then the panda stood up,
and pulled out two guns.
We crouched in the corner,
there was no where to run.

He spoke in a voice,
that made our fears swell,
“Put your cash on the table,
or I will blow you to hell !”

  1. nothingprofound
    Dec 12th, 2011 at 12:17
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    Love it, and the t-shirts great.

  2. PBScott
    Dec 12th, 2011 at 13:00
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    Thanks NP, appreciate the positive comment. I was wearing a green version of this shirt all day and it made me think of it =)

  3. Jason
    Dec 13th, 2011 at 02:57
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    Brilliant. Love it!

  4. PBScott
    Dec 13th, 2011 at 08:18
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    @Jason
    Thanks Jason,

    Glad you enjoyed it !

  5. Flameheart
    Dec 13th, 2011 at 15:07
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    Great poem. I enjoyed it 🙂

  6. PBScott
    Dec 13th, 2011 at 22:31
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    @Flameheart
    Thanks Flame !

  7. Janene
    Dec 14th, 2011 at 08:55
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    Ha ha! We’ve got Kung Fu Panda, and now Pistol Panda. Awesome!!

  8. PBScott
    Dec 14th, 2011 at 22:33
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    @Janene
    I think if I had a choice, I would rather run into Kung Fu Panda, Pistol panda seems to be a bit evil. 🙂

  9. Pooja Singh
    Dec 15th, 2011 at 23:56
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    Hahahaha, looks like that you came across the Kung Fu Panda.

  10. PBScott
    Dec 26th, 2011 at 22:18

    @Pooja Singh
    Maybe Kung Fu Panda should see a therapist.

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