Paws Shirt

Jan 13th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

Paws Shirt Kitten Jaws

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After a long night of very heavy tequila drinking with my friends at the beach, I decided I should sober myself up a bit before driving home, so I took off all my clothing, ran into the ocean, and swam out into the dark deep sea.

I enjoyed the feeling of freedom I had, and just swam and swam further out into the calm ocean. I felt at one with the water, like we were both one living breathing organism all wrapped in a warm blanket by the fire enjoying an iced cappuccino. Then all of a sudden I heard

duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

This really scared me so I swam faster.

Moments later, coming up from below me, I though I heard the sound of a giant purring kitten, and then… everything went dark.

  1. Umashankar
    Jan 13th, 2016 at 08:28
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    Ha! You should sue Spielberg for stealing the idea from you 40 years ago! I loved it !

    • PBScott
      Jan 13th, 2016 at 08:38
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      Yeah, no kidding, I have basically been upset about that for my whole life now, all he did was put a shark there instead of the cat. What a ripoff.

  2. Big D
    Jan 13th, 2016 at 08:33
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    That’s brilliant. I love it.

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