Problem Solved Shirt

Jul 11th, 2012 | Filed under Shirts
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I was happily relaxing, when I began to hear the sounds of trouble working it’s way through the house. Doorways were being forcefully opened and closed, as the aggravator’s footsteps grew steadily louder. A grumbled murmuring began as she drew near, as though she was warming up her mouth’s well oiled engine for the marathon session ahead.

In the realization that I would soon be shanghaied onto another journey to Idiot Island, over it’s ocean of accusations, demands, insults and madness, I began to panic.

I had no door to escape through, so considered hurling myself through the glass of a nearby window. With just moments to spare before the verbal assault began, I finally found my salvation with a nearby music player.

 

Problem Solved.

  1. nothingprofound
    Jul 14th, 2012 at 11:20
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    PBS, I love how well you described the noises that lead to the anticipation of being harassed. In such circumstances, I usually make a hasty retreat and head for the nearest exit.

  2. PBScott
    Jul 14th, 2012 at 11:29
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    @nothingprofound
    Thanks NP, glad you enjoyed the post.

    Any smart man would run from such a foe, so they can live to run another day.

  3. kris landt
    Jul 14th, 2012 at 12:39
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    I felt myself squirming as I read this, and feeling very relieved upon the discovery of the earphones and music player.

  4. PBScott
    Jul 15th, 2012 at 00:07
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    @kris landt
    Glad you felt relief at the end of it Kris, I felt relief as well, but then realized the batteries might die. I think I will go to the store today and get some extra batteries.

  5. Janene
    Jul 15th, 2012 at 20:27
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    Ha ha! Glad your music saved you. When the kids were younger and crazier sometimes I’d just say, “Mommy needs a time-out” and retreat to my room. Who am I kidding? I STILL do it sometimes!

  6. PBScott
    Jul 16th, 2012 at 05:43
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    @Janene

    Young boys can defiantly be relentless at times. I was fortunate that I only had one, I hear the more you get, the more they gang up on you.

    Time out indeed !

  7. mulledvine
    Sep 7th, 2012 at 04:55
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    I love this, and would get it, but my wife would kill me if I wore it.

    Robert

  8. PBScott
    Sep 10th, 2012 at 01:59
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    @mulledvine
    Hi Robert,

    Thanks for stopping by. I would love to wear it also, but my girlfriend might choke me while I slept or something if I did.

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