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At first, for an unmeasurable amount of time, there was nothing. Then came a sound, and everything was created. 4.5 billion years later we had Bruce Lee. Though Bruce never decided to destroy the universe and send us all back to the nothing, he did have the power to do so. During the filming of […]

Aug 5th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts, Video

Bruce Lee was born on 27 November 1940, when little Bruce tumbled out of his mother, drop kicked the doctor through the wall, and then made out with all three nurses in the room. In July of 1945, Einstein realized the formula E=Bruce Lee. The Illuminati pleaded with four year old Bruce to jump on […]

Apr 17th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts