Nov
02

Ladies First

I was out getting some products for the website the other day, and at one point was standing for quite a while waiting for a busy elevator to take me down a few floors. Ahead of me, among a dozen or so other hopeful waiters, were two Arabian looking  gentlemen speaking quietly to each other in their traditional white robes with the traditional white cotton sheet and band on their heads.

After a while a lady came up from behind us, and proceeded to push in front of the fifteen or so other people waiting for the elevator, all the way to the front of the line. After she got right up to the door, she turned back towards the two Arab gentlemen and said “Ladies first”.

WTF Ladies first? What about all the other women waiting before her? Are they not considered ladies or something? Beyond the fact she was not the only lady there, why should she go before the polite guys that were waiting in line, such as myself? Is she really that special? And then to top it off she speaks rudely to the  two Arabs, WTF is that about, did she think that all Arabs repress their women, so she had to  teach the two quiet guys a lesson in manners or something ?

How can someone so rude, ignorant, sexist, and obviously racist teach manners to anyone?

The elevator came, and we all fit in, so the budging did not seem to help her in any way.

As we were standing in the elevator, this “lady” then proceeded to flash a friendly smile at me, we were two white skinned people in Asia after all, and that would normally make us comrades, she was a nice looking blond, in her early 20’s, but I  turned my head away and did not give her a smile back, a person that acts so rude while pretending to teach people manners, is not someone I need to get to know any further.

Speaking of rude ladies that think they should go first, check out this video of a lady at a turnstile that pushes a man out of the way, and gets taught a lesson from the guy she pushed.

The guy is not my hero. I don’t like him any more than the rude lady. Just goes to show though what happens when two uncaring rude jerks run into one another.

Oct
02

Security Camera Footage Of Actual Ghost.

I don’t know what it is, if it the approach of Halloween, or because the long nights are coming to the Norther Hemisphere, but there have been a large increase in ghost sightings over in the last week

I would not normally want to post anything Ghost related here because some cultures  say thinking about ghosts too much give them power, but video should definitely not be missed. It is one of the most powerful videos of all time and needs to be studied closely.

Children should leave the room.

Do you believe this was a real ghost?

Sep
24

Teaching Dolph About Teamwork – Hilarious Teamwork Shirt

Teamwork Shirt

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Life was pretty tough in my teen years, not only did I have a lot of chores, schedules, rules, physical changes, and homework, but I also had a bully named Dolph.

Dolph was not a normal bully, he was an exceptional one. He was three years older, and almost seven feet tall. At lunch, he would normally first eat a full roasted chicken, and carton of milk, followed by many of his classmates lunches. He was huge, but not fat, Dolph used boxing, and weight lifting to stay fit. He said his eventual  goal was to become a real life monster.

Dolph had complete domination over our school, even the teachers didn’t want him upset. One day I got sick of him eating my lunch, as did my friends, so the next day after school, my friends and I taught Dolph a lesson in Teamwork.

Mar
21

Bettie Trooper Star Wars Clone Pinup Girl Shirt

Betty Clone Star Wars Funny Stormtrooper Shirt

We Will Miss You Bettie - Click Image To Buy Shirt $17.99

I visited the Death Star once, before it was destroyed, and although all the Clones came from the same gene pool, they each had their own personalities. Some of the clones became entertainers.

Some of the entertainers to be different from all the others underwent plastic surgery at the “LadyClone Clinic”.

The most famous of all the LadyClones was Bettie Trooper.

Darth and I went to go see Betty Trooper one time, she was so popular it cost us a little more than a two hundred galactic credits for the drinks, tips, and giggles before the evening was done.

I will miss you Betty, though in the end you should have never collaborated with the Evil empire, and you got what you deserved.

Mar
17

I’m A Slow Learner Shirt – Monkey With Dynamite

I'm A Slow Learner

I'm A Slow Learner Shirt - Funny Monkey Shirt $19.99

Dude, give the monkey a match.

Oh come on man, you know it’s going to be funny, and look at the little guy he really wants it.

Yeah, I know it hurt him before, but he wants to do it again. Why would you deny him his fun? How can you resist those cute little eyes?

Don’t you see how he is looking at you? Just give him a light.

Cool, good job on the match. Now he is smiling. You have made him happy.

Look at him, the silly monkey, what a slow learner he is, he doesn’t realize what is about to happen, he is just excited to hear the firecracker go bang.

This is going to be really funny.

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