Stop Global Warming Shirt – Darth Vader

Darth Vader Stop Global Warming Shirt

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“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important message with all of you.

Please everyone avert your eyes in awe as our master, our lord, the one, the only Darth Vader, steps up to the microphone and delivers this very important message said to come right from the Dark Side itself.”

Darth steps up to the microphone in-front of thousands, holding a red screw in fluorescent light bulb, says “Stop Global Warming”, then walks off the stage, bringing balance to the force.

Stop Global Warming Darth Vader Shirt

Sith Happens Shirt – Vader

Darth Vader Sith Happens Shirt

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One of the prime teachings of Sithism is that as sure as Dagobahs gnarltrees will petrify, eventually Sith will Happen.

The phrase “Sith Happens” is used commonly throughout the universe to explain an unpredictable and disturbing randomness. For example, occasionally due to the inability of a nav computer to calculate asteroids deflecting off one another during the course of hyperspace, “sith would happen”, as broadcast news reported on the loss of lives, it would inevitable close the report using the phrase “Sith Happens” as a reminder to the general populous that random turns of events are sometimes unavoidable.

Sometimes “Sith Happens” can be used with a air of dark humor, surveillance tapes of operation Knightfall, showed Darth Vader using the term repeatedly as he slay his fellow jedi. Often as the innocent victims fell, they asked “Why?” to which Darth would reply, “Sith Happens”.

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