Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Pac Man Dinner Shirt – Click Image

Having escaped the maze, Pac decided the time for pay back was overdue. He wanted his victims alone, and off-guard.

Pac took to the internet, and located contacts for his foes. After some time in the search engine, and then clicking through various links of social media, he found his targets. Blinky would be first.

Pac set up a sexy ghost social media profile, the type he knew Blinky would like, made contact, and chatted until Blinky offered a date. Pac suggested the place and time.

This is where the trap was set, this is where Pac showed up just a bit later than expected for his big dinner.

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Please! Bandit Squirrel Acorn Robbery Shirt

Bandit Squirrel Please Shirt

Please Shirt – Click on Image

One full moon lit night, in my old wild west town, while on the way back home with dinner, I began to hear an unusual stirring in the trees, that did not match the usual evening breeze.

I sat up on my hind legs and turned my ears, something was making my whiskers tickle.

Out of the side of my left eye, I thought I saw a shadowy form drop from a tree.Then a tumble weed began rolling out towards me, there seemed to be something pacing itself inside of it.

Out jumped a squirrel with a bandits mask and a gun, demanding my acorn, I refused. I would not give up my beloved nut.

The bandit began swirling his hands in the air towards me, and I could see pixie dust like stars in the air around him. Getting brighter, and brighter, just when I thought he would explode, he spoke the magic word. “Please”.

I dropped the acorn and ran.

Please Squirrel Shirt

There once was a squirrel named Earl
who liked to wear short skirts and twirl
the girls got excited
and tried hard to hide it
but when men looked upon it they hurled

Scary Clown Shirt

Scary Clown

Scary Clown Shirt – Click Image

Although coulrophobia (the fear of clowns), may sometimes be considered hilarious by people who find other people’s fears to be funny, it is estimated to effect upwards of 10% of the population in Western Countries. The sight of a clown may cause anxiety, sweating, nausea, trembling, pins and needles, increased heartbeat, shortness of breath, crying, screaming, and an intense feeling of dread or terror in coulrophobia sufferers.

I used to work with a woman who was coulrophobic, I didn’t like her very much, it might have been funny to wear this shirt to work from time to time for a laugh, but I wouldn’t recommend such actions to others.

Do not hang this glow in the dark clown shirt in the trees outside your sister’s bedroom, don’t be a jerk like that, it’s just not cool.

Scary Clown Shirt

ANGELS & AIRWAVES “SECRET CROWDS” VIDEO & LYRICS

I was just listening to this, and though everyone else should listen to it also. So please press play below and help fulfill my dream of everyone else listening to this song by Angels And Airwaves. The lyrics are below the video, good to read as you listen.

Turn it up loud, maybe even so loud that you could force your neighbors to listen also.

ANGELS & AIRWAVES “SECRET CROWDS” – LYRICS

(If I had my own world)
(I’d build you an empire)

If I had my own world
I’d fill it with wealth and desire
A glorious past to admire
And voices of kids out walking dogs,
Birds, planes, cleanest cars

If I had my own world
I’d love it for all that’s inside it
There’d be no more wars, death or riots
There’d be no more police, packed-parking lots,
Guns, bombs sounding off

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

If I had my own world
I’d show you the life that’s inside it
The way that it glows when you find it
The way it survives with its families,
Friends or its enemies

Let’s make this a new world
I swear you can go if you want to
I know that you have it within you
Inventing the first clean and usable,
God’s greatest miracle

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

If I had my own world
I’d build you an empire
From here to the far lands
To spread love like violence

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

Let me feel you, carry you higher
Watch our words spread hope like fire
Secret crowds rise up and gather
Hear your voices sing back louder

 

 

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Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror
On The wall.
Your backwards light
reveals all.

From my feet
until my head,
don’t show me flaws
it’s what I dread.

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