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I live in a noisy polluted city, whose buildings stretch so far to the sky, that sun beams can rarely hit the people walking below. The air is thick with the hot smell of cars, and there is an incessant…

May 23rd, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Hey…pssst. Come here…Check these out. These red and white spotty shrooms are incredible. Beauties aren’t they? These babies will rock your world. Last time I tried these I went to like this technicolor dream world man, as I walked around there was like this happy theme music everywhere, I grew like really big, and strong, […]

May 17th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

“Oh oh, this is a good one, I look like such a star, I should send this to NASA.” “Just a thousand more selfies and I get to put in a fresh memory card.” “A hundred selfies a day keeps the insecurity away.” “I’m going to put this one on twitter and tell everyone I […]

May 17th, 2017 | Filed under Rants, Shirts

Although being a clown came naturally to poor Bonozo, his inability to escape from clownhood was never easy for him. Bonozo was not your average clown. He did not put average sized feet into “clown shoes” in order to try and look hilarious… this was the actual size of his feet, and these were the […]

May 9th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Thank goodness, we are not our crappy backwards ancestors who used to romp through the forest paths on horseback, and walk around on the soft ground of the natural earth surrounded by all sorts of furry animals. No, we are better than that, we have cut down the trees, and paved the earth. We have […]

May 1st, 2017 | Filed under Opinions and Perspectives, Rants