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Bud was a small bullied child, who grew up to be a small bullied man. As an adult, Bud became a world famous horse jockey, but even with fame and fortune, adults, teenagers, and other jockeys continued to bully him. Determined to get respect, Bud decided to take some of the various performance enhancing horse […]

May 7th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

Next time you or someone you love are having a hard time sleeping, please consider listening to Samuel L Jackson soothing voice as he lulls you and your children to sleep with some lovely stories of sparrows, sleeping tigers, flowers, and mountains. A book titled Go The Fok To Sleep by Adam Mansbach

Mar 12th, 2013 | Filed under Poetry

One of the prime teachings of Sithism is that as sure as Dagobahs gnarltrees will petrify, eventually Sith will Happen. The phrase “Sith Happens” is used commonly throughout the universe to explain an unpredictable and disturbing randomness. For example, occasionally due to the inability of a nav computer to calculate asteroids deflecting off one another […]

Jan 6th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

And here we have WWF taking his well deserved and rightful spot at center ring, stopping for just a moment to pose for the cameras. Oh wait, whats this!? It looks like the previous WWF champ, Mauler, is creeping around behind the ring, what could this dastardly villain be up to? He seems to be […]

Jan 4th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

I have been reading fellow writer and friend, Robert Morshel’s blog for a short while now, and have found him to be always good for a laugh, so I invited him to come write a post for me here at Chasing Carrots inspired by the the acronym W.T.F. Thankfully he accepted and this is what […]

Jan 3rd, 2013 | Filed under Rants
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