Posts Tagged ‘Funny’

I like cars, especially really fast ones and big trucks. Airplanes are cool too, and the guys flying them that have sunglasses and headphones on, they look really cool. Some planes have guns. Guns are pretty cool, I like how they blow stuff up and make loud sounds, laser guns are the best though, they […]

Jun 16th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

For over 5000 years, Bud has been making people come together. Pulling out a pack of fresh Bud, usualy causes good friends to circle around you. Everyone will be happy and say things like “Wow man, thats good stuff” as they get a whiff of a fresh stash of Bud. As the evening progresses the […]

Jun 3rd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre. I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two […]

Jun 3rd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

Every man’s life has a purpose, a divine calling given at birth, most never discover the meaning of their life, but mine was revealed to me one night in a dream. I was cruising down the muddy banks of the Ugandan Nile on a raft steered by a smiling chimp. There are hippos, elephants, buffaloes, […]

May 30th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

Trees are stupid, sticky, and smelly, they break the roads and sidewalks, and drop little pieces of themselves all over my house and car. I hate trees. Oh I know the birdsĀ  like them, but who needs birdĀ  poop on their cars, one time I had a bird poop on my head from a tree, […]

May 18th, 2010 | Filed under Opinions and Perspectives, Rants, Shirts