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There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and starts talking to me. “Know how I got these scars want to, hmmm? Drinker, my father was, one night, crazier than usual, […]

Aug 18th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear. I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me.┬áMy life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers. At times I wonder why I am […]

Aug 12th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

This just needs to be shared.

May 13th, 2015 | Filed under Work

Danger Panda was arrested nearly a decade ago as he was found with his friends robbing, and destroying a local drug store. During the arrest his friends were killed for attacking the police. One of the arresting officers mistook Danger Panda for a victim in the robbery, and as he tried to offer him help, […]

Mar 30th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

On a mostly unremarkable morning a few years back, as I was walking from my house down my street, there was a chance meeting which would change my life for many years to come. The sun was shining brightly that day, it’s light was painful on my halve awaken eyes, so I gazed mostly downwards […]

Jan 6th, 2015 | Filed under Interesting, Opinions and Perspectives