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Elliott could never have imagined, even just weeks ago, that he would be in such a position. He never knew as he rode through the forest that day, with his extra terrestrial friend, that he would suddenly lift off the ground into flight. As Elliott and E.T. continued to fly through the night sky, Elliott’s […]

May 24th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important […]

May 8th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

Bud was a small bullied child, who grew up to be a small bullied man. As an adult, Bud became a world famous horse jockey, but even with fame and fortune, adults, teenagers, and other jockeys continued to bully him. Determined to get respect, Bud decided to take some of the various performance enhancing horse […]

May 7th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

Next time you or someone you love are having a hard time sleeping, please consider listening to Samuel L Jackson soothing voice as he lulls you and your children to sleep with some lovely stories of sparrows, sleeping tigers, flowers, and mountains. A book titled Go The Fok To Sleep by Adam Mansbach

Mar 12th, 2013 | Filed under Poetry

One of the prime teachings of Sithism is that as sure as Dagobahs gnarltrees will petrify, eventually Sith will Happen. The phrase “Sith Happens” is used commonly throughout the universe to explain an unpredictable and disturbing randomness. For example, occasionally due to the inability of a nav computer to calculate asteroids deflecting off one another […]

Jan 6th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts