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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would […]

Jun 11th, 2018 | Filed under Review, Shirts

During a recent photo shoot of the world famous speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil chimps, there was a short rebellion from the apes which took place right in the middle of the photo shoot. The chimps removed their hands from their respective hands, ears and eyes, then from behind them brought […]

Feb 16th, 2018 | Filed under Shirts

During the 80s, Jason and Freddy were on the tips over everyone’s tongues. No one had ever seen such scary mayhem and destruction by single individuals before. Although the two could at best be called extremely antisocial, they loved that all the news papers, and TV stations reported on their epic adventures. Times changed through […]

Nov 15th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Unknown to most, as Elliott was sleeping, ET would often sneak down to the local bar and spin records for pocket change. ET then used this money to feed his insatiable craving for Reese’s Pieces.

On one night as ET was performing unusually exceptionally as a Mix Master, he attracted the attention of an elderly regular at the bar named Thelma. Thelma was so enthralled with the beats at one point, she let out a drunken holler at ET, and in her excitement Thelma’s wig fell from her head revealing …

Nov 12th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Meth brained lover hidin’ under yellow covers
When I talked to da master, he say
He said, you ain’t cooked nothin’
‘Till you’re crystal blue cookin
Untill then you’d best be changin’ your ways
I met cartel leaders, showed I …

Nov 1st, 2017 | Filed under Music, Poetry, Shirts
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