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Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let’s think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, and wookie …

Sep 19th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

“Come in.” Beckoned a deep voice from behind the door.

I nervously reached for the door knob, turned it with my sweating hand, and attempted to peer into the large room behind it. My eyes began to water as a thick grey smoke billowed out the doorway towards me, carrying with it the scent of stale cigarettes, sweet smelling fruits, and various …

Sep 18th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

After these astronauts strapped themselves in front of experimental rockets which contained enough fuel to blow up some towns, then hurtled themselves at tens of thousands of miles per hour with millions of pounds thrust into space, first towards the sun, then circling the sun to increase speed tenfold for the journey across the solar […]

Sep 6th, 2017 | Filed under Artistic, Shirts

In the early days of Pac Man, Pac was always contained within a ROM chip. Now and then he would be release from the ROM to run around a maze eating various sorts of pellets for a while until either the power was cut, or the game would reset him back to the chip.
Pac Man’s life continued like …

Aug 29th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Beaker took the breakup of the Muppets particularly hard, his initial days following the show’s cancellation were reduced to eating large bags of cheetoes and smoking meth. After several weeks Beaker’s old companion Dr. Bunsen Honeydew showed up on his door. “Beakie-Poo, I have a proposition for you” he said. It seems that Bunson had […]

Jun 23rd, 2017 | Filed under Shirts