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During the 80s, Jason and Freddy were on the tips over everyone’s tongues. No one had ever seen such scary mayhem and destruction by single individuals before. Although the two could at best be called extremely antisocial, they loved that all the news papers, and TV stations reported on their epic adventures. Times changed through […]

Nov 15th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Unknown to most, as Elliott was sleeping, ET would often sneak down to the local bar and spin records for pocket change. ET then used this money to feed his insatiable craving for Reese’s Pieces.

On one night as ET was performing unusually exceptionally as a Mix Master, he attracted the attention of an elderly regular at the bar named Thelma. Thelma was so enthralled with the beats at one point, she let out a drunken holler at ET, and in her excitement Thelma’s wig fell from her head revealing …

Nov 12th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Meth brained lover hidin’ under yellow covers
When I talked to da master, he say
He said, you ain’t cooked nothin’
‘Till you’re crystal blue cookin
Untill then you’d best be changin’ your ways
I met cartel leaders, showed I …

Nov 1st, 2017 | Filed under Music, Poetry, Shirts

Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let’s think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, and wookie …

Sep 19th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

“Come in.” Beckoned a deep voice from behind the door.

I nervously reached for the door knob, turned it with my sweating hand, and attempted to peer into the large room behind it. My eyes began to water as a thick grey smoke billowed out the doorway towards me, carrying with it the scent of stale cigarettes, sweet smelling fruits, and various …

Sep 18th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts