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Lighting flashes through the dark sky, and a cold heavy rain falls on the late night delivery truck as it lowers it’s precious cargo down from the rear. Curious zoo workers look in at the young panda, sitting very still at the back of it’s cage, facing the wall, seeming too focused on his own […]

Sep 3rd, 2012 | Filed under Shirts

Sometimes due to something someone says, or something I read somewhere, a distant memory of me sitting in a government office applying for an educational grant pops into my head. Part of the necessary criteria to receive the grant money was for me to pass a psychological evaluation, which I did end up passing, thankfully, […]

Jul 31st, 2012 | Filed under Music, Opinions and Perspectives, Suicidal Tendencies, Video

I was happily relaxing, when I began to hear the sounds of trouble working it’s way through the house. Doorways were being forcefully opened and closed, as the aggravator’s footsteps grew steadily louder. A grumbled murmuring began as she drew near, as though she was warming up her mouth’s well oiled engine for the marathon […]

Jul 11th, 2012 | Filed under Shirts

My eleven year old son asked me the other day why wars start. This is obviously a very difficult topic to explain properly, so I decided to over simply it for him as much as I could. I told him, the usual causes of war are not much different than why we have fights on […]

Jun 15th, 2012 | Filed under Opinions and Perspectives, Video

Some of you may feel I have too many cat, and not enough dog videos here on Chasing Carrots Blog. Believe it or not, I do actually like dogs, I know a few good dogs around the neighborhood I enjoy petting, and have even owned a dog once. I find dogs to be wonderful empathetic […]

May 20th, 2012 | Filed under Video
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