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Where did that little guy go? Every time he escapes from his ball, I cant find him for several hours then he comes back all glassy eyed, and starts talking about the universe and other such nonsense. His actions make me sick, I can’t wait to stuff him back into his little ball where he […]

Aug 5th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

The other day, I was strutting my stuff through the forest, there were no other people around, but the animals all knew what a cool dude was walking in their woods. Animals can sense cool. It was getting dark and there were stars in the sky, I thought they looked groovy so I pointed up […]

Aug 5th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts, Work

Ok I don’t care if you want to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, Country, Classical, Rock’n’roll, Pop, RnB, Electronic, Jazz, Musical Theatre, Tango, Folk, Renaissance, Metal, Blues, Latin, Techno, Rave, Disco, Army Music, Children’s Songs, Bollywood tunes, Barbershop, Swing or anything else… You can just tune in the static on the radio station and crank […]

Aug 5th, 2010 | Filed under Music, Rants, Shirts

My Great Uncle Tom passed away when I was six, and willed me a small, closed, brown cardboard box. On the top was written “Only Open in Case of Emergency”. I carried the box with me everywhere, it gave me great confidence. At night I slept with it on a table next to my bed. One day a local bully, […]

Jul 25th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

I can’t believe I am goinng to be on TV! Oh my god! This is so Exciting! Oh I just know the judges will all love me. Paula, wow she is so pretty and so funny, I just love the way she starts throwing her hair around and dancing if she loves a song, she […]

Jul 2nd, 2010 | Filed under Shirts