Teaching Dolph About Teamwork – Hilarious Teamwork Shirt

Teamwork Shirt

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Life was pretty tough in my teen years, not only did I have a lot of chores, schedules, rules, physical changes, and homework, but I also had a bully named Dolph.

Dolph was not a normal bully, he was an exceptional one. He was three years older, and almost seven feet tall. At lunch, he would normally first eat a full roasted chicken, and carton of milk, followed by many of his classmates lunches. He was huge, but not fat, Dolph used boxing, and weight lifting to stay fit. He said his eventualĀ  goal was to become a real life monster.

Dolph had complete domination over our school, even the teachers didn’t want him upset. One day I got sick of him eating my lunch, as did my friends, so the next day after school, my friends and I taught Dolph a lesson in Teamwork.

Spy Cat Looks In Window

Check out this sneaky little guy, thank goodness cats haven’t learned to use video cameras yet, last thing you need is little guys like this peering into your house and filming you. Maybe they would put it all over the Internet for money to buy fish and catnip and stuff.

Superman and Spiderman move in with Batman Lego Video

Batman has some unwanted freeloading house guests, and it eventually drives him over the deep end.

Check out this great Lego video, includes special guests like R2D2, Darth Vader, Lex Luthor, the Green Goblin and the Joker !

Bruce Lee Wataah Shirt

Bruce Lee Wataah Shirt

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At first, for an unmeasurable amount of time, there was nothing. Then came a sound, and everything was created.

4.5 billion years later we had Bruce Lee.

Though Bruce never decided to destroy the universe and send us all back to the nothing, he did have the power to do so.

During the filming of Way of the Dragon Chuck Norris challenged Bruce to a sparring contest. Bruce accepted, moved into a fighting stance, and breathed slowly inward, and then with his mouth, emitted the loudest sound ever heard.

Wattah”!

All Earth’s creatures became deaf.

Bruce later released us from our deafness by speaking, while breathing inwards, the word Hattaw.

Chuck decided to forfeit the match, Bruce had simply raised the stakes too high, and Chuck knew the universe could not survive a match of their combined magnitude.

Smokemon Shirt

Smokemon

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Where did that little guy go? Every time he escapes from his ball, I cant find him for several hours then he comes back all glassy eyed, and starts talking about the universe and other such nonsense.

His actions make me sick, I can’t wait to stuff him back into his little ball where he belongs.

“Here Smokie, here Smokie Smokemon.”

Man if that dude is in my stash again…

There he is, he is so cute, but he got in my stash again, I have to punish him, back in the ball for a week then next time that really big red dragon monster shows up, I am tossing in his little ball.

That will teach him.

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