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This is a picture of me as a child with my favorite childhood pet going to school for show and tell.

You probably didn’t hear about me and my T-Rex, not because it didn’t happen, but because all the witnesses are already dead.

I don’t think my poor T-Rex was evil, he just did the things that T-Rexs like to do, like running around, smashing things and eating people. He was really cool, one time he ate a whole motorcycle.

Feb 15th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

Though “Fast Food” in modern English usually describes paper wrapped greasy food products peddled by clowns, the term does have a much longer history. The oldest known use of the term “Fast Food” has been discovered inside France’s Lascaux caves, though the caves are famous for 20,000+ year old wall drawings, a stone slab formation […]

Feb 13th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts, Work

This shirt contains no hares, lapin, coney, cony, cottontail, cuniculus, lagomorph, bugs, bunny and most certainly no rabbits. It does not contain any lewd, crude, or any other type of explicit act nor imply anything of the such. Any belief that said shirt might contain or imply sexually charged images of rabbits, or any such suggestions would simply prove the perversion of the viewer, and therefore discredit said viewer’s statements so as not to be admissible in any just minded court of law.

Feb 12th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night was going just wonderfully until this group walked in, with their wide eyes, full body fur, gaping mouths, and round […]

Dec 18th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, smuggler, first mate, and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player for the Rebel Alliance Basketball Team. As a fan favorite, each time Chewie got possession of the basketball, a stadium full […]

Dec 8th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts