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I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear. I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me.┬áMy life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers. At times I wonder why I am […]

Aug 12th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

This just needs to be shared.

May 13th, 2015 | Filed under Work

Danger Panda was arrested nearly a decade ago as he was found with his friends robbing, and destroying a local drug store. During the arrest his friends were killed for attacking the police. One of the arresting officers mistook Danger Panda for a victim in the robbery, and as he tried to offer him help, […]

Mar 30th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

On a mostly unremarkable morning a few years back, as I was walking from my house down my street, there was a chance meeting which would change my life for many years to come. The sun was shining brightly that day, it’s light was painful on my halve awaken eyes, so I gazed mostly downwards […]

Jan 6th, 2015 | Filed under Interesting, Opinions and Perspectives

On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre. Pierre put his […]

Sep 29th, 2014 | Filed under Shirts
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