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Hey monkey, come here little monkey, I got a banana for you, good boy. Now if you want to eat this banana, you got to do me a favor. See those two chainsaws over there? No, don’t look at my hand, look over there, yes there, see those two chainsaws there, pick them up. Pick […]

Apr 21st, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

Dude, give the monkey a match. Oh come on man, you know it’s going to be funny, and look at the little guy he really wants it. Yeah, I know it hurt him before, but he wants to do it again. Why would you deny him his fun? How can you resist those cute little […]

Mar 17th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

On March 8, 2010, my college Joe and I were brought to the Tuktoyaktuk headquarters of the NWO to have a meeting with “The Monkey” Part of my work as a traveling photo journalist working on secret contract for the NWO, is of course the study of monkeys. In this case actually a Chimpanzee, who […]

Mar 9th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

All these evolution diagrams are starting to wear on me, man I swear I am starting to have nightmares that everywhere I go there are monkeys and cavemen following me. Sometimes I am just walking down the road and I totally feel like I am being watched. What if all these evolution diagrams I see […]

Dec 30th, 2009 | Filed under Shirts, Work

Man has come a long way since he first came down from the trees and started to spend his time walking on the earth. First it is predicted of course he was on all fours most of the time like most of the great apes. As he began to stand upright he started to use […]

Dec 24th, 2009 | Filed under Computers and Internet, Review, Shirts, Work