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Every man’s life has a purpose, a divine calling given at birth, most never discover the meaning of their life, but mine was revealed to me one night in a dream. I was cruising down the muddy banks of the Ugandan Nile on a raft steered by a smiling chimp. There are hippos, elephants, buffaloes, […]

May 30th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

Hey monkey, come here little monkey, I got a banana for you, good boy. Now if you want to eat this banana, you got to do me a favor. See those two chainsaws over there? No, don’t look at my hand, look over there, yes there, see those two chainsaws there, pick them up. Pick […]

Apr 21st, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

Dude, give the monkey a match. Oh come on man, you know it’s going to be funny, and look at the little guy he really wants it. Yeah, I know it hurt him before, but he wants to do it again. Why would you deny him his fun? How can you resist those cute little […]

Mar 17th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

On March 8, 2010, my college Joe and I were brought to the Tuktoyaktuk headquarters of the NWO to have a meeting with “The Monkey” Part of my work as a traveling photo journalist working on secret contract for the NWO, is of course the study of monkeys. In this case actually a Chimpanzee, who […]

Mar 9th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

All these evolution diagrams are starting to wear on me, man I swear I am starting to have nightmares that everywhere I go there are monkeys and cavemen following me. Sometimes I am just walking down the road and I totally feel like I am being watched. What if all these evolution diagrams I see […]

Dec 30th, 2009 | Filed under Shirts, Work