Epic Octopus Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

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Kaleidoscope of colors,

and multitudes of mush.

Although it can move quickly,

not feeling that it must.

 

It’s octopedal body,

kicking up some dust,

makes it’s sneaky way,

mimic that which are encrust.

 

It makes like an umbrella,

as though caught up in a gust,

and then upon contraction,

it accelerates in thrust.

Epic Octopus Shirt

 

Octopus vs Cassette Tape Shirt

Octopus and Cassette

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As the cassette plunged into the sea, a distracted octopus let free the crab he had been gleefully ripping the limbs off, and set out to bully the new small rectangular invader on his turf.

The aquabully could not resist his sick desire to dominate the invader with his suction leggy, invertebrate octomass. So our octofiend, with stealthy jet powered grace, first moved above the falling cassette, and then spread his grotesque limbs over his prey for degutting.

It first seemed a vicious wet dream for the octobully, he showed a beaky grin as he began to pull tape from the cassette, but as the endless streams of earth destroying plastic spilled out, a slight entanglement ensued, which enraged our antagonist immensely, causing him to increase the rate of disembowelment.

Inevitably karma caught up with the slimy aquaspider, as he was caught up in the web of his evil deed, the bully of the sea was vanquished. At the end, the heroic cassette, was an unwitting savior of the sea.

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