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It was the trip of a lifetime, having never left our home town, let alone our country, my wife and I set off to China to try and find our favorite animal, the giant panda, in it’s natural habitat. Neither of us had spent much time in the great outdoors, so this was a grueling […]

Sep 19th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

Danger Panda was arrested nearly a decade ago as he was found with his friends robbing, and destroying a local drug store. During the arrest his friends were killed for attacking the police. One of the arresting officers mistook Danger Panda for a victim in the robbery, and as he tried to offer him help, […]

Mar 30th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

And here we have WWF taking his well deserved and rightful spot at center ring, stopping for just a moment to pose for the cameras. Oh wait, whats this!? It looks like the previous WWF champ, Mauler, is creeping around behind the ring, what could this dastardly villain be up to? He seems to be […]

Jan 4th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

Lighting flashes through the dark sky, and a cold heavy rain falls on the late night delivery truck as it lowers it’s precious cargo down from the rear. Curious zoo workers look in at the young panda, sitting very still at the back of it’s cage, facing the wall, seeming too focused on his own […]

Sep 3rd, 2012 | Filed under Shirts

It was a day at the zoo, we were all having fun. We snickered at the panda, as he played in the sun. Then the Panda growled deeply, and he crashed through the door. He’d heard so many giggles, wouldn’t take anymore. A man looked at the panda, and started to laugh, so the panda […]

Dec 12th, 2011 | Filed under Poetry, Shirts