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There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night was going just wonderfully until this group walked in, with their wide eyes, full body fur, gaping mouths, and round […]

Dec 18th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

Cruizin around, on his wave, made of sound. Sound Surfer’s the dude, on this shirt. Moving round town, just a bit, above ground. He never falls down, in the dirt.         Sound Wave Surfer Shirt

Nov 11th, 2016 | Filed under Poetry, Shirts

After a long night of very heavy tequila drinking with my friends at the beach, I decided I should sober myself up a bit before driving home, so I took off all my clothing, ran into the ocean, and swam out into the dark deep sea. I enjoyed the feeling of freedom I had, and […]

Jan 13th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and starts talking to me. “Know how I got these scars want to, hmmm? Drinker, my father was, one night, crazier than usual, […]

Aug 18th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear. I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me.┬áMy life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers. At times I wonder why I am […]

Aug 12th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts