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Cruizin around, on his wave, made of sound. Sound Surfer’s the dude, on this shirt. Moving round town, just a bit, above ground. He never falls down, in the dirt.         Sound Wave Surfer Shirt

Nov 11th, 2016 | Filed under Poetry, Shirts

After a long night of very heavy tequila drinking with my friends at the beach, I decided I should sober myself up a bit before driving home, so I took off all my clothing, ran into the ocean, and swam out into the dark deep sea. I enjoyed the feeling of freedom I had, and […]

Jan 13th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and starts talking to me. “Know how I got these scars want to, hmmm? Drinker, my father was, one night, crazier than usual, […]

Aug 18th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear. I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me.┬áMy life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers. At times I wonder why I am […]

Aug 12th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

Danger Panda was arrested nearly a decade ago as he was found with his friends robbing, and destroying a local drug store. During the arrest his friends were killed for attacking the police. One of the arresting officers mistook Danger Panda for a victim in the robbery, and as he tried to offer him help, […]

Mar 30th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts