Sound Wave Surfer Shirt

seismic wave surfer tee

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Cruizin around,
on his wave,
made of sound.

Sound Surfer’s the dude,
on this shirt.

Moving round town,
just a bit,
above ground.

He never falls down,
in the dirt.

 
 
 
 
Sound Wave Surfer Shirt

Please! Bandit Squirrel Acorn Robbery Shirt

Bandit Squirrel Please Shirt

Please Shirt – Click on Image

One full moon lit night, in my old wild west town, while on the way back home with dinner, I began to hear an unusual stirring in the trees, that did not match the usual evening breeze.

I sat up on my hind legs and turned my ears, something was making my whiskers tickle.

Out of the side of my left eye, I thought I saw a shadowy form drop from a tree.Then a tumble weed began rolling out towards me, there seemed to be something pacing itself inside of it.

Out jumped a squirrel with a bandits mask and a gun, demanding my acorn, I refused. I would not give up my beloved nut.

The bandit began swirling his hands in the air towards me, and I could see pixie dust like stars in the air around him. Getting brighter, and brighter, just when I thought he would explode, he spoke the magic word. “Please”.

I dropped the acorn and ran.

Please Squirrel Shirt

There once was a squirrel named Earl
who liked to wear short skirts and twirl
the girls got excited
and tried hard to hide it
but when men looked upon it they hurled

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror
On The wall.
Your backwards light
reveals all.

From my feet
until my head,
don’t show me flaws
it’s what I dread.

Heart Of A Gamer

Gamer's Heart

Heart Of A Gamer Shirt – Click Image

I have one thing special,
that sets me apart,
something is different,
when it comes to my heart.

For if I feel passion,
or am gripped by fear,
rather than heart beats,
it’s vibrations I hear.

My life is a mission,
to save all the earth,
as dangers are plenty,
I prove my great worth.

I will reach max power,
and targets will fear,
their instant destruction,
as I’m coming near.

With this great difference,
I knew from the start,
life is just awesome,
for a gamer at heart.

Heart Of A Gamer Shirt

Panda With Pistols Shirt

Panda With Guns

Banksy Panda With Pistols Shirt – Click Image $19.99

It was a day at the zoo,
we were all having fun.
We snickered at the panda,
as he played in the sun.

Then the Panda growled deeply,
and he crashed through the door.
He’d heard so many giggles,
wouldn’t take anymore.

A man looked at the panda,
and started to laugh,
so the panda responded,
by kicking his ass.

Then the panda stood up,
and pulled out two guns.
We crouched in the corner,
there was no where to run.

He spoke in a voice,
that made our fears swell,
“Put your cash on the table,
or I will blow you to hell !”

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