Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Space Man Moon Shirt

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As darkness is broken,
by the pale Moon’s light,
our vision awakens,
we see in the night.

 

This beacon above us,
relives us from dark,
when bulbs have no brightness,
and no source of sparks.

 

Though days must divide us,
don’t see it above,
the Moon still abides us,
this Moon that I love.

 

Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

Epic Octopus Shirt

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Kaleidoscope of colors,

and multitudes of mush.

Although it can move quickly,

not feeling that it must.

 

It’s octopedal body,

kicking up some dust,

makes it’s sneaky way,

mimic that which are encrust.

 

It makes like an umbrella,

as though caught up in a gust,

and then upon contraction,

it accelerates in thrust.

Epic Octopus Shirt

 

Foul Mouth Clown Shirt

Sick Clown Shirt

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Although being a clown came naturally to poor Bonozo, his inability to escape from clownhood was never easy for him.

Bonozo was not your average clown. He did not put average sized feet into “clown shoes” in order to try and look hilarious… this was the actual size of his feet, and these were the only shoes on the market which would fit him. His hair grew red in a funny patch naturally, his skin was eggshell white, his nose was always big and red, and his body was naturally large and floppy.

Tired of being a clown, Bonozo would often try and drink himself silly, but then upon realizing that he was already silly, and no drinking would make any sort of difference, he would often be overwhelmed with nausea, and then rush to the bathroom to barf up his sparky rainbow sickness, which did not make him feel any better, and in fact the sight of his barf, often just made him more sick, leading to a cycle of more nausea inducing rainbows and sparkles.

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Tiger Ripper – Artistic Tiger Tee – Big Cat Shirt

Tiger Shirt - Tiger Ripper Big Cat Tee

Tiger Ripper - Click Image $17.99 USD

A Tiger is a massive ferocious carnivore of unbelievable aggression and power. They can run up to 56 kph and weigh up to 258 Kg (569 Pounds). Tigers have been known to jump up to five meters off the ground to swipe at people on elephants, people hanging from tree limbs, or sometimes over zoo walls to a taunting observer.

The tiger was voted the world’s favorite animal In a poll conducted by Animal Planet, narrowly beating the dog. More than 50,000 viewers from 73 countries voted in the poll. Tigers received 21% of the vote, dogs 20%, dolphins 13%, horses 10%, lions 9%, snakes 8%, followed by elephants, chimpanzees, orangutans and whales.

There are an estimated 12,000 tigers kept as private pets in the USA.

Toy Soldier Band Shirt

Army Band Shirt Toy Soldiers With Guitars

Cli9ck Image $17.99 USD

My Great Uncle Tom passed away when I was six, and willed me a small, closed, brown cardboard box. On the top was written “Only Open in Case of Emergency”.

I carried the box with me everywhere, it gave me great confidence. At night I slept with it on a table next to my bed.

One day a local bully, Dolph, knocked me off my bike on my way home from school. He said he was going to kill me! So I quickly reached for my box and tore it open.

A small light seemed to emulate from the box the instant I cracked its seal. Inside I found three small toy soldiers. Two were using guitars like weapons, and one was dialing in the sound.

I held them out in front of me for protection. Dolph kicked me in the nuts, stole my toy soldiers, and let me live.

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