Tiger Ripper – Artistic Tiger Tee – Big Cat Shirt

Tiger Shirt - Tiger Ripper Big Cat Tee

Tiger Ripper - Click Image $17.99 USD

A Tiger is a massive ferocious carnivore of unbelievable aggression and power. They can run up to 56 kph and weigh up to 258 Kg (569 Pounds). Tigers have been known to jump up to five meters off the ground to swipe at people on elephants, people hanging from tree limbs, or sometimes over zoo walls to a taunting observer.

The tiger was voted the world’s favorite animal In a poll conducted by Animal Planet, narrowly beating the dog. More than 50,000 viewers from 73 countries voted in the poll. Tigers received 21% of the vote, dogs 20%, dolphins 13%, horses 10%, lions 9%, snakes 8%, followed by elephants, chimpanzees, orangutans and whales.

There are an estimated 12,000 tigers kept as private pets in the USA.

Bruce Lee Wataah Shirt

Bruce Lee Wataah Shirt

Wataah! - Click Image $17.99 USD

At first, for an unmeasurable amount of time, there was nothing. Then came a sound, and everything was created.

4.5 billion years later we had Bruce Lee.

Though Bruce never decided to destroy the universe and send us all back to the nothing, he did have the power to do so.

During the filming of Way of the Dragon Chuck Norris challenged Bruce to a sparring contest. Bruce accepted, moved into a fighting stance, and breathed slowly inward, and then with his mouth, emitted the loudest sound ever heard.

Wattah”!

All Earth’s creatures became deaf.

Bruce later released us from our deafness by speaking, while breathing inwards, the word Hattaw.

Chuck decided to forfeit the match, Bruce had simply raised the stakes too high, and Chuck knew the universe could not survive a match of their combined magnitude.

Smokemon Shirt

Smokemon

Bad Smokemon Caught In My Stash! Click Image

Where did that little guy go? Every time he escapes from his ball, I cant find him for several hours then he comes back all glassy eyed, and starts talking about the universe and other such nonsense.

His actions make me sick, I can’t wait to stuff him back into his little ball where he belongs.

“Here Smokie, here Smokie Smokemon.”

Man if that dude is in my stash again…

There he is, he is so cute, but he got in my stash again, I have to punish him, back in the ball for a week then next time that really big red dragon monster shows up, I am tossing in his little ball.

That will teach him.

Smokemon Shirt

No Boy Bands Shirt

No Boy Bands Shirt

NO BOY BANDS ! Click Image $17.99 USD

Ok I don’t care if you want to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, Country, Classical, Rock’n’roll, Pop, RnB, Electronic, Jazz, Musical Theatre, Tango, Folk, Renaissance, Metal, Blues, Latin, Techno, Rave, Disco, Army Music, Children’s Songs, Bollywood tunes, Barbershop, Swing or anything else…

You can just tune in the static on the radio station and crank it up all the way if you want. I don’t care, I am easy.

There is only one type of music, you are not aloud to listen to, Boy Bands.

No boy bands!

Do you understand that? One rule, Boy Bands are not aloud!

You have to draw a line somewhere.

Toy Soldier Band Shirt

Army Band Shirt Toy Soldiers With Guitars

Cli9ck Image $17.99 USD

My Great Uncle Tom passed away when I was six, and willed me a small, closed, brown cardboard box. On the top was written “Only Open in Case of Emergency”.

I carried the box with me everywhere, it gave me great confidence. At night I slept with it on a table next to my bed.

One day a local bully, Dolph, knocked me off my bike on my way home from school. He said he was going to kill me! So I quickly reached for my box and tore it open.

A small light seemed to emulate from the box the instant I cracked its seal. Inside I found three small toy soldiers. Two were using guitars like weapons, and one was dialing in the sound.

I held them out in front of me for protection. Dolph kicked me in the nuts, stole my toy soldiers, and let me live.

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