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Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, smuggler, first mate, and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player for the Rebel Alliance Basketball Team. As a fan favorite, each time Chewie got possession of the basketball, a stadium full […]

Dec 8th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and starts talking to me. “Know how I got these scars want to, hmmm? Drinker, my father was, one night, crazier than usual, […]

Aug 18th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear. I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me.┬áMy life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers. At times I wonder why I am […]

Aug 12th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre. Pierre put his […]

Sep 29th, 2014 | Filed under Shirts

Not many people are truly familiar with what went on at the very core of the Death Star. Although most know of it’s very large power reactor, once the Death Star’s capacitors were fully charged, the reactor would be shut down and moved for maintenance, the core would then be used as a place for […]

Aug 17th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts