MC Lord Vader Shirt

MC Darth Vader Shirt

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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would make a new cool persona for himself as MC Vader.

After some practice Vader finally gathered many of his workers in a large auditorium on the Death star for his musical debut. He began to spin out some rhythms an beats towards his crowd, but they just stood there and looked at him.

Darth then had an idea, as he played his music, he started to force push them around the dance floor, occasionally slamming them into one another and jigging with the beat.

MC Vader T-Shirt

Abbey Road Troopers Shirt

Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

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This shirt features an image of some galactic travelers from a galaxy far far away who came here a long long time ago, just to mock our popular culture of the fifties, sixties, and seventies.

Here you can see this image of these intergalactic jerks, standing on our beloved Abbey Road, doing the YMCA dance for the camera.

Of course they cowardly hide behind their stormtrooper armor and helmet, so we can not see their eyes, which of course we would all like to poke them in right now.

 


Abby Road YMCA Stormtrooper Shirt

Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

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Now what starts with the letter C?

Cookie starts with C

Let’s think of other things

That starts with C

Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

W is for wookie, and wookie want cookie.

C is for cookie, and wookie want cookie.

Oh, wookie, wookie, wookie want cookie.

Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.

 
 
Wookie Cookie Monster Shirt

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

Chewie Slam Dunk

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Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, smuggler, first mate, and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player for the Rebel Alliance Basketball Team.

As a fan favorite, each time Chewie got possession of the basketball, a stadium full of his fans would unanimously shout the phrase “Stop…Wookie time!”, Chewie would then perform one of his near gravity defying, artistic slam dunks to the delight of the audience.

Chewie later cashed in on his fame by launching a series of high top basketball shoes named “Air Chewies.” Chewie’s monetization of his fame caused a small number of people to call Chewbacca a sell out, but after the wookie ripped some of their arms off, no more complaints were heard.

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

The Joker Yoda Shirt

Yoda Joker Shirt

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There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and starts talking to me.

“Know how I got these scars want to, hmmm? Drinker, my father was, one night, crazier than usual, he is. Hmmm. To defend herself mommy gets lightsaber. He likes not that. Not one bit. So to her, with me watching, he takes lightsaber, laughing while he does, to me turns and he says. Yes, hmmm. “Serious why so Yoda?” My mouth he sticks the saber in. Yeesssssss. “Put a smile on that face, let us!” And…Serious why so?”

“So me ask you now, since here you are, ever dance with a wookie in the pale moon light did you, hmm?”

WTF?! I turned and ran.

Yoda Joker Shirt

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