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I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear. I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me.┬áMy life’s ambitions were laid out for me as a child. I would serve my master, and fight for my brothers. At times I wonder why I am […]

Aug 12th, 2015 | Filed under Shirts

On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On this full moon night, moments after a shooting star, a large brown figure began to make it’s way down the beach towards Pierre. Pierre put his […]

Sep 29th, 2014 | Filed under Shirts

Not many people are truly familiar with what went on at the very core of the Death Star. Although most know of it’s very large power reactor, once the Death Star’s capacitors were fully charged, the reactor would be shut down and moved for maintenance, the core would then be used as a place for […]

Aug 17th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super deep voice, and super great helmet, our own super pipeline to the power of the dark side, is here to now share this important […]

May 8th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts

One of the prime teachings of Sithism is that as sure as Dagobahs gnarltrees will petrify, eventually Sith will Happen. The phrase “Sith Happens” is used commonly throughout the universe to explain an unpredictable and disturbing randomness. For example, occasionally due to the inability of a nav computer to calculate asteroids deflecting off one another […]

Jan 6th, 2013 | Filed under Shirts
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