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Wow, look at that Banana! Man that’s not cool. What’s so special about that banana anyhow? How does he get two pretty girls attracted to him like that? Does he drive a fancy hummer or something? Why would the two ladies share that one banana, when there are so many other bananas in the world? […]

Mar 22nd, 2011 | Filed under Rants, Shirts

Wow, that’s a nice new car you have there, thanks for showing me that. Oh,  a nice new big screen HDTV at home too? Your big promotion at work sure does get you a lot of cool stuff. Yes I know you are bigger than me, no need to point that out, even a two […]

Mar 2nd, 2011 | Filed under Shirts

Since time began, humans have felt an urge to control others. Unknown to most, complete control was discovered almost 2000 years ago by Dr Fu Manchu of China. Dr Fu took our attraction to circular objects, the color yellow, and almost magnetic focus on zoo primates, to created the ultimate hypnotic image. Too powerful to […]

Jan 7th, 2011 | Filed under Shirts

Hi there, You might be a bit surprised to see us appearing from behind your neighbor’s house, really we don’t mean to startle or upset you. We apologize for cutting off your electricity, we know the food in your fridge is starting to go bad, the lights are not working, and you can no longer […]

Nov 27th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

Life was pretty tough in my teen years, not only did I have a lot of chores, schedules, rules, physical changes, and homework, but I also had a bully named Dolph. Dolph was not a normal bully, he was an exceptional one. He was three years older, and almost seven feet tall. At lunch, he […]

Sep 24th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts