Funny Admin Shirt With Tie

Admin Shirt

Are You Man Enough? - Click Image $17.99 USD

When you think of solving an emergency, you first think about those guys on 911. the police, fire department, ambulance, Ghostbusters, or the MIB.

But you almost never need them.

Your day to day emergencies need to be resolved by a hero of wisdom, without him your ability to survive would be jeopardized.

Only this one man can save you from being hungry, cold, wet and on the street.

We call him Admin.

Yes that right folks the real day to day dangers you face are DEADlines. Yes “DEAD”lines. Scary isn’t it?

If you wear this extraordinary Admin shirt, everyone will love you, people want to buy you coffee and doughnuts, and the boss will be nicer to you.

* 67.8% of the time, wearing this shirt will not make you a real Admin. Repeat usage will improve this statistic.

Robots In Disguise Shirt

Robots In Disguise Shirt

Robots In Disguise ! Click Image $17.99 USD

I like cars, especially really fast ones and big trucks. Airplanes are cool too, and the guys flying them that have sunglasses and headphones on, they look really cool. Some planes have guns.

Guns are pretty cool, I like how they blow stuff up and make loud sounds, laser guns are the best though, they make sounds like “pyew pyew” when you shoot them. You don’t see many laser guns on earth but Aliens probably have them. Aliens are cool.

I like robots too, because they can move around and talk and stuff. The only thing cooler that robots are giant robots.

You know what would be really cool are giant alien talking robots that pretend they are cars and airplanes and stuff, then suddenly they get up and fight with swords, and guns and talk and look at you with their sunglasses while they listen to cool alien music through headphones.

Cool Giant Laser Armed Alien Fighting Transformable Robots In Disguise!

Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt

Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt

Be Wiser Smoke Bud Shirt - Click Image $17.99 USD

For over 5000 years, Bud has been making people come together. Pulling out a pack of fresh Bud, usualy causes good friends to circle around you.

Everyone will be happy and say things like “Wow man, thats good stuff” as they get a whiff of a fresh stash of Bud.

As the evening progresses the circle of friends will discuss things possibly never discussed before, figure out the meaning of life the universe and everything.

Unfortunately by morning all your great wisdom is usualy lost, but another round of Bud could just bring it all back to you.

300 million people a day can’t be wrong.

Be Wiser Smoke Bud.

*Caution May Cause Coughing and Silliness

Master Yoda In Sunglasses Shirt

Master Yoda In Sunglasses

A Hairless Orangutan Stole My Shades - Click Image $17.99 USD

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless green orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.

It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.

Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.

His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

As a young adult, I visited many strange places, and saw some very weird things, this however was the most bizarre.

I was on a trek through a swamp in Sumatra, and decided to sit down for a rest, I was minding my own business, not disturbing anyone, when all of a sudden, this two legged humanoid creature hobbles out towards me. At first I thought someone dressed a hairless grey orangutan in a potato sack, but he had long pointy ears.
It freaked me out, so I picked up a rock and threw it at him. Then the weirdest thing happened, the rock stopped just in front of him, and hovered in the air for a few seconds before dropping to the ground.
Then little mutant monkey limped over to my bag and started taking things out of it. He took out my food, my watch, sunglasses and headphones, and was giggling at me the whole time.
His laugh was really freaky, so I ran.

Music Television For Monkey Shirt

Music Television Form Monkeys Shirt MTV Chimp

Music Television For Monkeys - Click Image $17.99 USD

Every man’s life has a purpose, a divine calling given at birth, most never discover the meaning of their life, but mine was revealed to me one night in a dream.

I was cruising down the muddy banks of the Ugandan Nile on a raft steered by a smiling chimp. There are hippos, elephants, buffaloes, and crocodiles in the water. One mistake by the chimp will bring certain doom.

After a time the chimp’s smile faded, and he started to steer suicidaly towards the animals. In desperation I began to sing Row Row Row The Boat, this made the chimp smile, and steer towards safety.

When I woke, I knew I needed to make monkeys happy. I immediatly went to work on Music Television for Monkey. Thankfully, now when I dream, the chimp always smiles.

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