Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt

Astronaut Saturn Swing Ride Shirt

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After these astronauts strapped themselves in front of experimental rockets which contained enough fuel to blow up some towns, then hurtled themselves at tens of thousands of miles per hour with millions of pounds thrust into space, first towards the sun, then circling the sun to increase speed tenfold for the journey across the solar system, so fast no human can focus on anything but distant stars, yet still needing to avoid various objects before the final arrival into orbit around Saturn, a once distant planet. In relation to all that, the time spent on Saturn itself was comparatively boring and uneventful.

Most days on Saturn were spent reading the same gauges, and doing the same tests, there was really not all that much to do. Until one day when the astronauts got the brilliant idea of fixing lines with hooks to some of the largest rocks in Saturn’s Rings. Then the most stellar ride of spinning swings ever to exist began.

Weeeeee !

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Pac-Man Planet Eater Shirt

Pac-Man Planet Eater Shirt

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In the early days of Pac Man, Pac was always contained within a ROM chip. Now and then he would be released from the ROM to run around a maze eating various sorts of pellets for a while until either the power was cut, or the game would reset him back to the chip.
Pac Man’s life continued like this for decades, although moving from one platform to another, he was contained to short bursts of feeding frenzies. However with the popularization of the internet an online version of Pac Man was launched. This new Pac Man knew no bounds, he was not limited by time, and was able to continue his feeding frenzy until today.
The uncontrolled calorie intake of Pac over the years eventually grew him into a massive monstrosity, and as he grew so did his appetite, the exponential growth of his all consuming mass is now beyond containment or control. Our solar system will be the first to fall, but no where in the universe will be safe for long.

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Painting A Rubik’s Cube Tee

Painting A Rubik's Cube Shirt

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The following is an actual fact, and should not be confused with what you might learn in school or on Wikipedia.

Rubik’s Cubes are in fact made in gigantic warehouses and require full grown men on ladders to paint them, as can be seen in the images on the left.

Once the cube is fully painted, the large cubes, which are made from “Shrinky Dinks” plastic, are then placed in a very large oven where they are shrunk for a varying amount of time, depending if the desired outcome is a highly respectable full sized cube, or one of those silly little baby Rubik’s Cubes the highly addicted like to put their keys on in a lame attempt to make them look useful, and then shamefully hide in their pockets so you can’t see them, but we all still know they are there, since the owners have such twitchy fingers.

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Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt

Homebound Hyperspace Shirt
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Stuck in the most miserable point of his life, Joe decided to stop on the way home to pick up his favorite pizza and six pack of bottled beer. He thought the favorite savory flavors and  buzz might bring some light to this dark point in his existence, but as he entered his apartment, he tripped on some stray laundry that was left on the floor from the night before. As Joe stumbled to stay upright, his beer and pizza flew from his hands, the airborne pizza unboxed itself and splattered the room in food and tomato sauce, the beer bottles smashed against the wall, the room was covered in pizza, beer and glass.

Joe fell on his now filthy wet couch and began to cry, “Why? WHY!?” his depression was so great that for several days he did not leave the couch, where he prayed daily for an escape to this life.

On the fourth day, behind the couch, amidst the dust, beer and pizza stains, Joe found a pink mushroom growing. Joe picked the mushroom, ate it, and soon found his wishes came true. Off on a magical journey he goes.

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Breaking Bad Muppets Shirt

Breaking Bad Muppets Shirt

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Beaker took the breakup of the Muppets particularly hard, his initial days following the show’s cancellation were reduced to eating large bags of cheetoes and smoking meth. After several weeks Beaker’s old companion Dr. Bunsen Honeydew showed up on his door. “Beakie-Poo, I have a proposition for you” he said.

It seems that Bunson had had a bit of a bad time himself, Bunson had been diagnosed with Cancer, and had no money to pay for the treatments, although he had done all sorts of experimental testing in his time (mostly on Beaker) he had never found any conclusive cures to pretty much anything. So he hatched a wild scheme that they would cook Meth for a living, and that Beaker would be his test subject.

Beaker was excited about the prospect and a whole series of misbegotten adventures ensued.

 

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