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This shirt contains no hares, lapin, coney, cony, cottontail, cuniculus, lagomorph, bugs, bunny and most certainly no rabbits. It does not contain any lewd, crude, or any other type of explicit act nor imply anything of the such. Any belief that said shirt might contain or imply sexually charged images of rabbits, or any such suggestions would simply prove the perversion of the viewer, and therefore discredit said viewer’s statements so as not to be admissible in any just minded court of law.

Feb 12th, 2017 | Filed under Shirts

I’m Popeye the pris’ner man. Blutos gots me in the Can. He made such a ruckus so I kicked his tukus I’m Popeye the pris’ner man. I’m one tough delinquent, which hates all indignants. Wot ain’t on the kind ‘n fair. I bites ’em and butts ’em and likes to out roughs ’em So none […]

Jan 4th, 2017 | Filed under Poetry, Shirts

Where I come from, rain is the treble, thunder is bass, lightning excites the air, and all creatures move to the rhythm of the land. In the evening as the moon comes out, I stir from my dwelling, and go to the club. Music is playing, the lights are flashing, but the thousands inside are […]

Dec 19th, 2016 | Filed under Artistic, Interesting, Music, Shirts

There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night was going just wonderfully until this group walked in, with their wide eyes, full body fur, gaping mouths, and round […]

Dec 18th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts

Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, smuggler, first mate, and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player for the Rebel Alliance Basketball Team. As a fan favorite, each time Chewie got possession of the basketball, a stadium full […]

Dec 8th, 2016 | Filed under Shirts
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