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Every man’s life has a purpose, a divine calling given at birth, most never discover the meaning of their life, but mine was revealed to me one night in a dream. I was cruising down the muddy banks of the Ugandan Nile on a raft steered by a smiling chimp. There are hippos, elephants, buffaloes, […]

May 30th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts

Trees are stupid, sticky, and smelly, they break the roads and sidewalks, and drop little pieces of themselves all over my house and car. I hate trees. Oh I know the birdsĀ  like them, but who needs birdĀ  poop on their cars, one time I had a bird poop on my head from a tree, […]

May 18th, 2010 | Filed under Opinions and Perspectives, Rants, Shirts

Star Wars Coffee has a reputation for brewing high quality coffee for more than six thousand years. It takes a very special bean and a rigorous process to produce Star Wars Coffee’s consistent high quality brew. Wookie Valdez himself selects and inspects each and every bean from the Forest Moon of Endor’s eastern slopes. Only […]

May 5th, 2010 | Filed under Shirts, Work

Computers can be a frustrating thing, it is very difficult to try and find the origins and solution to the issues your computer will give you over time. However, if you have a problem with your computer at work, now you can get this fail safe guide to solving it. Just follow these simple steps […]

May 4th, 2010 | Filed under Computers and Internet, Shirts, Work

Hey monkey, come here little monkey, I got a banana for you, good boy. Now if you want to eat this banana, you got to do me a favor. See those two chainsaws over there? No, don’t look at my hand, look over there, yes there, see those two chainsaws there, pick them up. Pick […]

Apr 21st, 2010 | Filed under Shirts