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Foul Mouth Clown Shirt

 

Although being a clown came naturally to poor Bonozo, his inability to escape from clownhood was never easy for him.

Bonozo was not your average clown. He did not put average sized feet into "clown shoes" in order to try and look hilarious... this was the actual size of his feet, and these were the only shoes on the market which would fit him. His hair grew red in a funny patch naturally, his skin was eggshell white, his nose was always big and red, and his body was naturally large and floppy.

Tired of being a clown, Bonozo would often try and drink himself silly, but then upon realizing that he was already silly, and no drinking would make any sort of difference, he would often be overwhelmed with nausea, and then rush to the bathroom to barf up his sparky rainbow sickness, which did not make him feel any better, and in fact the sight of his barf, often just made him more sick, leading to a cycle of more nausea inducing rainbows and sparkles.

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